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President debuts new telescreen advertisement

TV spot highlights the liberal views of Jesus Christ

Arlington, VA — Today, Bush-Cheney '04 announced the release of the campaign's newest television commercial, "Jesus: Wrong for America." The new ad contrasts the vision shared by President Bush with Jesus Christ's. The advertisement will begin airing tomorrow on telescreens everywhere and is required viewing for all loyal party members.

VIEW THE AD "JESUS, WRONG FOR AMERICA"



President finally leaves Sarasota classroom after finishing ''My Pet Goat''

Bush: "Did I miss anything big?"

Sarasota, FL — President Bush completed reading children's book "My Pet Goat" with an elementary school class early today and finally allowed the students and teachers in attendance to leave the classroom. Bush began reading the book on the morning of September 11, 2001 and has been criticized for staying in the classroom instead of providing leadership to a country in need.

The President emerged from Emma E. Booker Elementary School this morning looking dazed and pale, before asking aides if he had missed anything important during his extended reading session. "We had a good lesson, good readers in there," the President said. "What day is it now anyway? Everything okay here?"

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