Does the VP have an equivalent song to "Hail to the Chief"?

[Bossy Monkey]

Had a dream where I was having a conversation with some kind of protocol officer at Downtown U. and saw a sheet of various songs, including "Hail to the VP." I observed that you know you're a crappy school when the band knows the VP song but not "Hail to the Chief."

Anyway, kind of a serious question, but feel free to have fun with it. If there isn't one, we can always write one for Dick: "Go Fuck Yourself," say, or the ever-popular "Hail to the Thief."

[UrbScotty]

1. Officially, it's Hail Columbia

I'm sure Cheney has his own version.

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Hey, Halliburton Boy pretty much fits the meter

Well anyway, it's the right number of syllables:P

[yvr girl]

2. For this administration only

Hail to the Real Chief, Who Just Left an Undisclosed Location.

[katusha]

3. play that funky music white boy?

[bbernardini]

4. I believe it's The Tubes' "Sushi Girl".

For this "president", of course, the tune is also by The Tubes..."White Punks On Dope".

[soupkitchen]

5. Hail to the Thief

[GiovanniC]

7. I Believe You're Thinking of the Imperial March