My interview With William R. Pitt

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Mr, Pitt. How ya doing?

Fine. But I've got this rash-

And your Mom?

She's good- And it really itches. It started-

And how are the book sales?

They're good- about two weeks ago-

Mr. Pitt... Um, I gotta go.

Wanna see it?

No. I really have to go. Ummm, root canal. You understand.

(pulling up his shirt) Does this look inflamed to you?

I think I have all I need, Mr. Pitt. Thanks for the interview. Bye!

Wait! I'll go with you!

(All in fun. I enjoy your stuff, Will. Keep it up!)

[Skittles]

1. do people from Boston

say "WANNA SEE IT"? What the f*** do I know?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. In retrospect, while doing my best Kennedy imitation,

I think it might come out "want-uh?"

LOL

[seventhson]

3. Thanks FOR...

mocking my Day

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. LOL... No puns intended through this entire thread....

Feel safe.
Ashcroft watches over us all.