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Edited on Sun Oct-10-04 07:35 PM by mac56
And I wasn’t getting better So I went to get a physical check And when I went to the doc It was a heck of a shock He told me, boy, you are a miserable wreck He said your liver’s all swollen And your stomach’s got a hole in it From drinkin' too much for too long And there’s a good indication You’ve got bad circulation 'Cause your blood pressure almost gone And you got no reflexes In your solar plexus When I tap you on the top of your knee He said your pulse ain’t steady And your lungs are getting ready To collapse every time that you breathe And at the rate you’re goin' All the tests are showin' That, boy, you’ll never live to get old But I came up with a plan To make you healthy again But, boy, you gotta do what you’re told That’s when he told me:
If you dig it Don’t do it And if you like it, better leave it alone And if it’s too much fun That outta clue you, son You’re probably doing something that wrong And I’m surprised at you And all the things you do, boy 'Cause that ain’t what your body is for And if you think it's bad so far Wait til’ after this guitar 'Cause the doctor said a whole lot more
He told me, cut out your boozing Quit them drugs you been using And don’t be smoking no cigarettes And you know lovin' a stranger Nowadays boy Is just like playin' Russian roulette And get the grease out your diet Better broil it, don’t fry it And don’t you eat no more bar-b-que I wouldn’t tell you no lie Take this rule and apply Now, son, listen to what you better do And then he told me
If you dig it Don’t do it And if you like it, better leave it alone And if it’s too much fun That outta clue you, son You’re probably doing something that wrong And if it’s too good to you Well, don’t let it fool you 'Cause you’re playin' in the danger zone And I kept waitin' and waitin' For the man to finish But the sucker just went on and on
And then he told me cut out all sweets And don’t be cramping your feet In them pointed-toe Italian shoes And he said, boy, lookie here You gonna damage your ears Playin' them loud rockin' rhythm'n'blues And if a rabbit don’t eat it Buddy, you don’t need it That’s the rules on your new menu You better get you a pen I ain’t gonna say it again 'Cause there’s a whole lot more that you need to do
You need to lose some weight You need to stand up straight, boy Your posture is a terrible disgrace You need to suck in your gut You need to tuck in your butt You need to clear them zits up off of your face And then he told me If you dig it Don’t do it And if you like it, better leave it alone And if it’s too much fun That outta clue you, son You’re probably doing something that wrong And if it’s too good to you Well, don’t let it fool you 'Cause you’re playin' in the danger zone And I kept waitin' and waitin' For the man to finish But the sucker just went on and on and on and on and on and on....
(courtesy of Little Charlie and the Nightcats)
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