Bush's real reason for invading Iraq

[jmowreader]

A somber-faced George W. Bush strode to the podium.

"My fellow Americans, we have lied to you.

"We knew all along that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction. No plans to make any. He didn't even have any rape rooms.

"But we lied to you with the best of intentions. You see, our intelligence agencies had uncovered a plot by Saddam Hussein that was so frightening in its breadth and brazenness that we simply couldn't tell you what it was for fear of widespread panic.

"We have learned that Saddam Hussein and Satan had joined in a bold coalition to take over the world and spread the homosexual agenda to our children. Because we know how much all good Americans hate and fear Satan, if we had told you the truth you would have taken to the streets in panic. And so we lied. But lies are good if they're told for the right reasons, and this was the right reason.

"Sometime in the summer of 2000, our campaign received a videotape from a supporter outlining this sinister plot. Immediately after viewing this movie, we started engineering plans to capture Saddam and stop him from carrying out his bold scheme. Saddam is in prison tonight and the world is safer.

"Thank you, and good night."

[olddem43]

1. I feel better now, but if he is in prison will he still be allowed -

to marry John Kerry?

[qnr]

2. <--- tries to remember when the South Park movie came out n/t

[jmowreader]

3. Clinton was still in office when the South Park movie came out

He's the one who signed the declaration of war against Canada.