We are now casting for "You Forgot Poland" a musical

[JohnKleeb]

think of some roles
Ive thought of
John Kerry
George W Bush
Tony Blair
Alexander whatshisface
Jim Lehrer
Gwen Ifil
Charlie Gibson

[Zuni]

1. And that chinky lil' fella from Japan

Prime Minister Kawasaki, or Premier Tojo or whatever.

[JohnKleeb]

3. Oh yes

really please we need more roles and stars. I think you would make a great Bush man, you've attacked Charlie Gibson who I will add to the cast list in just a sec very well :D.

[Zuni]

4. How about Bob Hoskins as Mikhail Gorbachev?

And the Washington Redskins in cameos as Solidarity in 1981.

[JohnKleeb]

5. excellent

tell you what I'll bookmark this and we'll put up our cast list. Hoskins I saw as Kruschev in Enemy at the Gates and he does a great Russian.

[Zuni]

6. That is what I was thinking of

I think he looks like a real Russian.

[JohnKleeb]

7. He does

and the redskins as soliditary would be perfect. Perhaps Joe Gibbs as Lech Walesa :). Who should play Blair though?

[The Great Escape]

2. Lech Walesa

nfm

[JohnKleeb]

8. oh and people be free to volunteer for roles

[Zuni]

9. Al Pacino as Gen. Jaruzelski

and the Teacher from Boy meets World as Lech Walsea.

[JohnKleeb]

10. excellent

whos Jaruzelski though.

[Tom Kitten]

11. William B. Davis

the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files as John Ashcroft?
Ashcroft is sure to get involved after the scene where Bush shoots Gibson...

[JohnKleeb]

12. Excellent casting

[jukes]

26. perfect!

he cd walk through that role, kicking calico cats on the way...

[onebigbadwulf]

13. I want to be Edwards

Because I am sexy

[JohnKleeb]

14. well we havent got anyone yet so youre it so far

If anyone wants to be a pal and post the cast list while I sleep in tommorow and make a CD after that, it would be nice.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

15. I want to play Teresa Heinz Kerry

or either Kerry and Edwards' hairdresser .

[JohnKleeb]

17. assigned

you gotta choose though.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

22. Ok I choose to play Terese Heinz Kerry .

I am a lot like her

[sandnsea]

16. I'll be Gwen Ifil

I'm not black, but I can make up goofy rules for questions as good as anybody!

[JohnKleeb]

18. Sure why the hell not

btw I am still not done casting yet.

[LynneSin]

47. who will play your best friend Condaliesya Rice?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

19. Ok I am gonna be out doing stuff from 1-6 or so someone else

cast

[pagerbear]

20. Is there a role in it for me?

[JohnKleeb]

23. of course

[XNASA]

21. You really can't have a musical about Poland without casting the Pope.

For that roll, I humbly offer my services. Eight years of Catholic grade school in a Polish neighborhood should qualify me.

All I need is a funny hat, and I'm there.

Q: What do you call a polack in a $5000 hat?
A: Your Emminence

[JohnKleeb]

24. You got it man

[TroubleMan]

25. Too bad Rodney Dangerfield is not around to play the PM of Poland

that would be hilarious.

[JohnKleeb]

29. oh totally

Sigh what shame.

[JimmyJazz]

27. I'm sorry - I would have responded earlier, but I thought it was Polands

[JohnKleeb]

28. No thats the internets

you want a role?

[JimmyJazz]

30. yes please - as you may have heard, I have a nice ass, so please

cast accordingly. Thank yous.

[JohnKleeb]

32. ummm I dont know of any Poles with big asses

eh sorry but you got a role.

[JimmyJazz]

38. i didn't say big, I said nice, see:

I think I'll be thrown off if I post this picture one more time! People are going to be having nightmares about my ass! :P

[JohnKleeb]

39. I think my ass scares people more so, its after all why I am overweight

Wait you said nice ass, hah gimme a hour or so, you can get that Polish actress I found last night.

[JimmyJazz]

40. Too late for you - I'm with GOPisEVIL now - you had your chance, but you

blew it! Sorry love.

[JohnKleeb]

41. hah

congrads to you two.

[JimmyJazz]

42. Thank you - I'll let you know where we register.

[amandae]

31. Can I nominate my husband??

He's always talking about his Polish heritage (75% Polish and proud of it!).

His motto in the military was "it's all a conspiracy against Polish-Americans." In the 2000 census he insisted on adding himself as "other" and then "Polish American." He'd be honored to be in your production. :eyes:

:hi:

Edited for grammatical content :P

[JohnKleeb]

33. Well sure

but we need roles too, and I cant think of all them on my own.

[UrbScotty]

34. As Founder of DUers of Polish Descent for K/E, I'll be Lehrer.

:D

[JohnKleeb]

35. we havent cast him yet so sure

Really though I am gonna need help casting everyone because well my eyes are bad.

[philosophie_en_rose]

36. Can I be Jenna Bush?

I'd steal Barney and, together, we'd announce our hatred for George W. Bush.

:P

[JohnKleeb]

37. I dont know if she'll have a role or not

damn I need help.

[philosophie_en_rose]

51. Of course she will! She'd never forget Pole-land!

She dances there all the time. ;)

[LynneSin]

43. I'm the polish peasant who finds out she's the Queen of Poland

:bounce:

(has to be a part like that in this musical)

[JohnKleeb]

45. thats great

and you got it.

[LynneSin]

46. When I become Queen I'll sing the showstopper....

"Don't Cry for Me, Warsaw City"

And then I'll demand our troops to return immediately!!

[JohnKleeb]

48. hah you got it down lynne

I need someone to help with the script. I am just recruiting talent for it. I have to type up a report right now so I am multitasking. We need a Polish judge to try Dubya for killing someone.

[LynneSin]

49. We'll recruit GOPisEvil as the Polish Judge

who happens to grill the best Polish Kielbasa and ends every case he procedes over with a dumb Polish joke.

GOPisEvil is greek, but in Bush's world that's just about the same country

:crazy:

[JohnKleeb]

50. you're good at this heh

mmmmmmmm kielbasa, had some for lunch yesterday actually. Yeah he's Greek but I am both Slovenian and Slovak and Bush got those messed up.

[redsoxliberal]

44. quaznescke or whatever.

[JohnKleeb]

52. kick eh