My Internets Connection is Slow Today.

[ScreamingMeemie]

;)

But seriously...Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I've got work (and DUing) to do!

[swag]

1. Maybe the president will invent you a fast hydrogen car

so you can Internets faster.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. I can only hope he will show me some compassionativity...seeing as

he knows how hard it is to put food on my family.

[shirlden]

3. Thanks Mrs Grumpy

That one had me doing a great morning laugh.

:bounce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. You're welcome. Have a wonderful day!

:hi:

[left is right]

4. not only slow

also receiving messages about servers not being found and pages can not be displayed. I have been kicked off line twice since 8:00. I think I have connected to one of the inferior internets. I really wish those roomers on the internets would pack up and go live under a bridge somewhere

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Yes...we must not let the internets hold us hostile...

;)

[undercover_brother]

7. Those trial lawyers must be at it again

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. You're probably right...but we must remember what hard work it is.

:hi:

[NoPasaran]

9. You're either for the internets

or against them

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. Hehe...The internets hate us for our freedom!

:hi:

[NoPasaran]

20. The internets can run but they can't hide!

[CO Liberal]

10. Check for Wood On Your Modem Card

:-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. I checked and found 3 million!

:hi:

[bloodyjack]

11. ALL of them?

That's hard to believe! Usually at least one of my internets are in hard-working order.

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. I have searched and found that none of my internets are working...

I am kind of disappointed that I couldn't find working internets...

[Zomby Woof]

12. your goddamned Packers better win

I am putting my money on them tonight, and they win, I have an 11-3 record for the weekend, and a shot at some decent money.

Total points for the tiebreaker: 31.

I figure Monday is the only day of the week they can win anyway, and the Titans have sucked this year.

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. Trying to hijack my thread...and make fun of me...!

Fer shame. Of course the Packers are going to win. Sherman's job depends upon it. :hi:

[dolo amber]

13. You should switch to

the Interwebs. :D :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. I never thought of the Interwebs!!!

Great idea!! :hi:

[denverbill]

19. Which of the internets did Al Gore invent anyway?

And how come I only have access to one internet? My ISP is screwing me over.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. Good question. My internets have been acting up all morning.

:hi: