If you could ask God one question that he/she will reveal all there is...

[LynneSin]

what would that question be?

This is not a discussion about the existance of God. For this question, just assume there is an entity out there that knows all the secrets in the world & universe and will answer that question if asked.

So what question will you ask!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. IF there really is a God

Why did you make Republicans?

[searchingforlight]

2. What are next weeks winning Powerball numbers?

[FarLeftRage]

3. What is the meaning of life...

and I am not thinking about any Monty Python movie...

[fedupwithbush]

4. Will George Bush

be joining you in heaven?

Sorry, I don't wish anyone dead. But I figure if Bush is going to heaven when he dies, my beliefs in a higher being and all that entails are screwed and I need to rethink my whole existence.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. How can we achieve peace on earth?

Does it mean I have to give up beer? :beer:

[Duncan Grant]

6. Who made you??

A question which has plagued me since age 6 or 7.

[VOX]

7. Is human consciousness finite?

I don't want to know the answer!!!!

[LalahLand]

8. Is death really final?

[NightTrain]

9. God, have you ever looked down at us, shaken your head, and said:

"I give them a perfectly good planet, and look how they fuck it up"?

[LynneSin]

10. I'm torn between Election 2000 and 9/11/2001

Election 2000 - Who really did win (since God would have the knowledge to know who everyone actually voted for when they went behind the curtains to vote)

9/11/2001 - Who really caused it, why and would it have happened if Gore was president?

[TheYellowDog]

25. I'd pick election 2000

I'd want to know that, but at least I'll know when I die.

[VermontDem2004]

11. After I die

can I live another life in a different body?

[TrogL]

12. Where are the extra data structures

that are accessed by syncronicity

[A-Schwarzenegger]

13. Who killed John Kennedy?

The plot from beginning to end, and why...

[SaveABug]

14. Why do square pegs not fit into round holes?

I see no logical explanation for this.

[Cheswick2.0]

15. where can I help?

.

[SaveABug]

16. Just want to say I love your sig line

That is great. Time to make some bumper stickers!

[LynneSin]

17. God has a sig line?

:shrug:

[SaveABug]

19. God is a with it, happening kind of dude

from what I hear (the voices in my head, don't you know!)

[Cheswick2.0]

23. thanks, I actually lifted it off a friends aol sig

I could never get away with it in my town, too many repugs I actually kind of like. However, I am looking for pithy phrases about the pResident monkey.

[unblock]

18. what are the answers to all possible questions?

ha! notice how i cram many questions into one, i'm very efficient.

surely god can make me omniscient, too?

[Squeech]

20. Not all questions have answers

And you don't even have to be God to know that.

But you do have to have a nodding acquaintance with Godel.

My question would be "How should mortals reconcile free will with reverence?"

[Fight_n_back]

21. Why do men have nipples?

and of course:

If you are omniscient and know all things how can you also be omnipotent with the power to change all? If you change the future then how can you know it? If you know the future and change it but know the outcome then you are not able to change fate and thusly are not omnipotent.

[notadmblnd]

22. Are you having fun now?

that would be my question.

[George_Bonanza]

24. I would ask, "So, what's your story?"

How were you born, if you were at all. What's it like being you? Is it tiring being the distorted cause of a lot of murderous crimes on Earth, despite your message and all?

[Dirk39]

26. Why don't you exist?

Well, you're everything, but why don't you have this attribute of Being, for us philosophers, this isn't a minor attribute!
One of our biggest philosophers had a problem with you some hundred years ago, because of an earthquake that happened. Now, what should WE say. What about a theodizee from your side? If I would believe in you, I'd feel like a blasphemist!
I'd like you, no problem,
Dirk

[maveric]

27. Is there really a "Curse of the Bambino"?

Or will the Red Sox ever win the World Series?

[Plaid Adder]

28. Why all the suffering, dude?

Seriously. That's what I really want to know.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[toddzilla]

29. i'd ask it

what exactly do you do during...

pol pot's activities
hitler's reign
ww 1&2


etc...

if it won't stop hundreds of thousands of people dying needlessly, why do people pray for a good job interview???:wtf: