I got a need. I got a need for weed.

[DrWeird]

One time. Like, a year ago. I had this amazing dream.

I was sitting on this high peak somewhere in the Himalayas and I was smoking some magical weed out of this crazyass hookah. Suddenly all of the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, I knew everything, my mind transcended time and space, I was in a state of Nirvana. It was like the exact opposite of those dreams where you sit down for the final exam and realize you have no idea what the answers to the questions are. I stood up from my perch at the summit and hurled down the mountain, using my magical chi power to fly myself up the cwm and across all the lands of the world. It was kind of like that really boring early part of "Yellow Submarine" where they just flash images of England at you really fast. Then, finally, I landed and dreamed total contentment and peace with all creation. At which point a police officer slapped handcuffs on me and hauled me off to jail for smoking a Class I controlled magical substance.

Fuckin' porkchops.

[Quinto]

1. Nice

Nice dream

[mike_c]

2. pig bastards....

I hate it when they arrest you right before the meaning of EVERYTHING is revealed. Plus jail food sucks....

[Downtown Hound]

3. Hope you didn't get that bitch judge in D.C.

that killed the paraplegic. Sounds like a cool dream up until the end.