You've Just Earned a Dinner Date in Hell

[SemiCharmedQuark]

Who will be the lucky guy/gal to escort you? Remember they will be talking the entire time.

[TroubleMan]

1. At least with Caligula, the conversation would be interesting

and we could take Scalia along and compare orgies!!!!

[Rowdyboy]

3. I agree...Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (ie Caligula) would be

a fascinating dinner companion. He, Scalia, Limbaugh, Lucretzia Borgia and Ann Coulter would make for a delightful evening!

[LisaLynne]

2. Death is not an option, I see. nt

[skygazer]

4. I'll take Elisabeth of Bathory

I want to see what all those virgin blood baths did for her skin.

[JohnKleeb]

5. Its just Elizabeth Bathory not of

[SemiCharmedQuark]

6. It's actually either. As in "Elizabeth of the house of Bathory"

[JohnKleeb]

9. oops

[kokomo]

7. Laura would prop me up with pillows and peel my grapes!

[Vogon_Glory]

8. Actually I Would Have Preferred...

I think that I would have preferred dinner dates with the Roman Empress Messalina or the Roman Empress Theodora. I don't know enough about Lucrezia Borgia to know if she'd be down there.

[No2W2004]

10. You forgot Oliver Cromwell!

nah, he'd be a stick in the mud.