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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-12-04 12:37 AM
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this joke made me laugh . . .
An 8-year-old boy walks into a drugstore. After searching for awhile, he finds was he's looking for in the feminine hygiene aisle.

The boy takes the box of tampons up to the checkout counter, where the clerk looks a little suprised at his purchase.

"Do you know what you're buying?" asks the clerk.

"No, but it's not for me," says the boy. "It's for my brother. He's four."

"Why does your 4-year-old brother want this?" asks the clerk.

"Well, the woman on tv says that if you use it you can bike and swim," he answered. "And my brother can't do either yet."


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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-12-04 12:40 AM
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1. ha
ha ha

It sounds sooo 70's.
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kokomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-12-04 12:56 AM
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2. I thought I knew what Kotex were used for when I was but 5 years-old.
Cute joke and could be based upon a true event like happened to me....

I dragged a box of Kotex out of my older sister's bedroom and told a house guest that I knew what they were used for....a filter pad for the butt (I had been peeping on my sis).

My grandparents were both dairy farmers and they used cotton filter pads for the milk strainers. I put two and two together but didn't get four. Got a good spanking, however.
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