Bush is a God

[rumguy]

[auntAgonist]

1. gawd-awful excuse for a 'leader. nt

[alittlelark]

2. He is a God unto himself

[punpirate]

3. Yes, one of the minor misshapen ones...

... like Vulcan, the god's armorer.... :P

[Lisa]

6. wait -- Vulcan had technical expertise

* is ignorant about science, and isn't good with tools (apparently he can barely change a lightbulb!).

[punpirate]

8. Hmm... yes, that's true...

... but, it limits the options. He could be a Pan, but he has no sense of humor. :P

Hmm, he could be a dry-drunk version of Bacchus, but that would require a tendency to bacchanalian abandon, which doesn't quite fit with Bush's faux piety.

So, finally, it's a toss-up that he's one of the Erynies (those that pursue wrongdoers relentlessly), or Thanatos, the god of death....

[autorank]

4. I've waited 590 posts to point this out...

...yes, he is God and that's why I quote Milton's Lucifer as my signature. It's worth reading.

[chicagojoe]

5. I didn't know that there were useless cowards amongst...

...the Pantheon.

[Lisa]

7. remember when Ares ran away and hid in a storage jar?

To give the Greek God of War some credit, though, he didn't freeze up in a classroom with a copy of "The Pet Goat" in his hands.

[chicagojoe]

9. Busted. I thought about that after I posted; hoped nobody noticed !