Chavezspeaksthetruth: I'm up early today. Talk to me, man!

[RandomKoolzip]

What's going on? Got up too early, wife is MIA.

[JimmyJazz]

1. I don't think he gets up this early - try JohnKleeb - he's

always here. Oh and, good morning

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Top of the mourning.....

Pizza for breakfast, with a cranberry juice chaser....Ah.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. No trail mix? Everybody loves trail mix

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. Hell I've been at work for 45 minutes already. What up bro?

[JimmyJazz]

5. I thought maybe you would be sleeping in after last night

:7

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Long night on the trail!

I slept the sleep of angels :)

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Hey man.....When you coming to Chicago?

You really must visit.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. As soon as it gets so cold that my testes could be cracked off with a

hammer after 2 seconds of exposure

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Ah...you shoulda been here in July, then.

Woof! Wacker Drive was a TUNDRA, daddy-o!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. Actually - it looks like you'll be out here fore I'm out there.

Fiancée and I are still putting the new apt. together. I'm on track to have a new computer by x-mas and all the software up and running for the recording of the Tranqs latest "The Knights of Columbus RIDE!!!" in Feb

[RandomKoolzip]

12. No kidding...the big co-habitation project.....?

Good luck with that. Marie and I did it after just a few months of knowing each other. It was a good idea, it got the "big" issues out of the way first so that we could enjoy each other's company and not fight over ugly suprises.

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Oh yeah, and "Ride, Savage Knights!"

That's what I meant to say.



(New computer? Not just new software.....?)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. Yes - top of the line dual 2.5 ghz G5 - I have one at work. makes my old

puter feel like a TExas Instruments calculater from 1982

\Stephies helping finance it. I am getting After effects to work on animated video pieces which I will score. I'd like to do installations

[RandomKoolzip]

16. Dude, I can do that shit on my Vic-20. Big whoop.

In fact, I'm gonna do my own sound collage on an Atari 1040ST, so fuck all y'all.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. Just wait till you get here on the upgraded system - you'll cream in your

beans

[RandomKoolzip]

20. I did that at work the other day.

Holy frijoles! El Guapo didn't appreciate the "hollandaise sauce."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. Disgusto!

[RandomKoolzip]

23. Robusto!

Abbondanza!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. Arbusto!

Tony Danza!

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Quasimodo!

Platyhelementes!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. Joe Fazino!

Mexicube!

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Fratentonio!

Fond du Lac!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. Iaqueza!

Cote D'Ivoire!

[RandomKoolzip]

33. Rambozo!

Tatum O' Neil!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. Pro Bono!

Lionel Richie!

[RandomKoolzip]

36. Fonzarelli!

Lavish Matt!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

38. Defazio!

Larissa Lovedaddy!

[RandomKoolzip]

40. Capeizo!

Sam Champion!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

41. Baggaduccio!

Dick Rambone!

[RandomKoolzip]

43. Frappucino!

Arctic Darkdick!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

45. Iderosa!

Slavic Peen!

[RandomKoolzip]

47. Prosciuto!

DuPage County!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

49. Ponderossa!

Dekalb County!

[RandomKoolzip]

11. BTW, made the mistake of watching "Good Morning America" just now...

Some fucknut from Sinclair attacking Kerry, while Dick Durbin impotently tried to "stay above the fray." Goddamn, I'm so tired of Dems that don't fight.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. Thats what I'm screamin. I emailed all the CT reps and sens and Pelosi &

Daschle - they'll take the milquetoast route no doubt

[RandomKoolzip]

17. "Sure, go ahead....rape my ass.....all I ask is that you use some spit..."

""'Using lube' may be interpreted as being 'partisan.'"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Using lube is a sign of wavering leadership - we must be resolute in our

policy of dry ass rape

[RandomKoolzip]

22. "Senator Daschle today released a statement advising all Democrats

to "lie back and enjoy it." As he was making the announcement, House Leader Tom DeLay was applying clothespins to Daschle's nuts and jackhammering him anally and lubelessly with his hard cock until the entire Capitol Rotunda was full of anal blood....."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. And copious amounts of Democratic excretta

Give it to em good! Quipped Rick "The Body" Santorum watching intently the Democrats gettin royally and painfully cornholed.

[RandomKoolzip]

28. "Speaker Dennis Hastert today promised to "gerrymander"

the tuckus of any Dem who displayed enough temerity to request "softer, slower strokes." Nancy Pelosi acquiesed."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. "Former Speaker of the House Newt "the Brute" Gingrich, clad in sequined

chaps and a hairshirt beat a lerge drum to set the pace of the Democratic ass-ault"

[RandomKoolzip]

32. "The Year? 2004. Republican Ass Bandits Invade Anal Castle."

Members of the Texas House of Representatives, clad only in Klan Hoods and black knee socks, turn the rectums of the Democratic minority into anal mincemeat.

Joe Biden, in a staement to the press, gave a thumbs up of approval.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

35. DNC Chair Terry McAullife raises the Poop-chute-portcullis allowing the

Sphincter-seige of the sandpaper-condomed GOP rectal-raiders to commence post haste!

[RandomKoolzip]

37. I dare you to get registered at Free Republic and link them to this thread

n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

39. I think they'd post it as the best example of liberal depravity and hatred

And they'd be right!

Poop-chute-portcullis! huh? huh? :)

[RandomKoolzip]

42. Tonight! Watch the Right Wing Ass-Warriors turn the

Senate Floor into a Den of Anal Iniquity! Only on Pay-per-View!


(Poop-Chute Portcullis: New Band Name Extrordianaire)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

44. Sunday! Sunday! At the Plilly Spectrum! See the corpse of Strom Thurmon

Tush-push his way DEEP SOUTH on the tight pooter of each and every dem rep he can get his cold dead hands on!!! Its necrophelarific!!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

46. SUNDAY! See why they call Tom DeLay "THE HAMMER!"

Watch as "THE HAMMER" grinds Paul Wellstone's long-dead Sphinc into lumpy roast beef! Umbrellas provided at the door.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

48. This is starting to frighten me. We're entering into a frightening place!

Funny none the less. Gotta get some work done bro!

- Peace

[RandomKoolzip]

50. Dude, we passed "frightening" about sixteen minutes ago....

We're all the way into "terribly disturbing" now.

Anyhow, enjoy your day, secure in the knoiwledge that some day a google search will turn up a hit for "Tom Delay Anal Castle." Buh-bye!