What do you do that makes you evil?

[Beware the Beast Man]

Me, I post Patrick Swayze song threads under the guise that I actually like it. Et tu, DU?

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Starlight]

1. nothing

I'm a liberal. I'm good. not evil. :D

[Lavender Brown]

2. You know how nobody ever wants to eat the last cookie

when somebody brings in a batch to work? I always take the last one, without shame. SOMEBODY has to. :D

[kick-ass-bob]

3. That's evil?

I take the last 6...

:evilgrin:

[Lavender Brown]

4. 6? I'm not that bad.

You know who would take 6 cookies? The Cookie Monster. And Dick Cheney. ;)

[SarahB]

5. I am so sweet it's disgusting.

I'm a caring person who considers that feelings of others and is diplomatic as much as possible. Once, I took some online test about what kind of evil I was and my response was that I'm so not evil, it's creepy.
Heck, a lot of good it's done me. I guess I'm merely a thought criminal. :evilfrown:

[Carson]

17. Me, too.

I've been accused of being Pollyanna and playing the "Glad Game" all the time.

Life's too short to be bitter.

[eyesroll]

6. I dance with hamsters.

:evilgrin:

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. I plant the earworms

That make the whole world siiiiing....
:P

You're welcome!

[eyesroll]

9. He puts the earworms on his skin, or else he gets the hose again!

:9

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Worse than any earworm...

is the old "where the hell have I heard that from????". ARRGGH! :argh:

[eyesroll]

14. Think:

Liver and fava beans don't actually pair well with Chianti.

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. "PUT THE FUCKIN EARWORM IN THE BASKET!"

Monk!

[Squeech]

7. Pride. Envy. Avarice. Anger. Lust. Gluttony.

And most especially sloth.

And this is my 2000th post as an evil DUer.

[Lizz612]

11. Lust.

And pyromania.

[prole_for_peace]

12. I laugh at the misfortune of others...

I shouldn't but I do. If someone stumbles over nothing while they are walking, I giggle. If I see someone's coat or dress hanging out of the car do as they drive by, I giggle.

I don't think that people getting hurt is funny unless they were doing something really stupid.

[rbnyc]

13. Use disposable diapers for the baby. (nt)

[Endangered Specie]

15. I kill kittens...

if you know what I mean.

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Why is that evil?

:shrug: I still like Patrick Swayze. Why do people think that things are evil, when they really aren't?? :hi: