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Tue Oct-12-04 12:07 PM
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What to do your last day on the Job??? After surviving 3 downsizes |
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my friend got notice that his last day would be this Friday. Feeling that this day would be coming when he too would be downsized, he's been looking for another job for about a year. As a result of the previous downsizing...he's been forced to take on the responsibility of positions the company downsized, as well as his own demanding job. He's been denied vacation time. Did not take sick time, even though he should have. Forced to work overtime. The company is being mismanaged and going down anyway...probably no love loss that he is now being downsized, but he really needs a job. He lives in Cinci...and needs some cheering up.
Does anyone have some funny ideas for what to do on your last day of work??????
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:08 PM
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:09 PM
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Can't overlook the classics.
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:10 PM
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6. LOL ok that's a good one - check |
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:08 PM
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2. Look for the 3-hole punch machines and |
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take the little paper "holes" out and put them in various places. In overhead bins, people's umbrellas, the desk drawers.
It's not vandalism, really. If he's asked about it, he can say that it was confetti for his going away.
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:09 PM
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3. Have to be careful, may need a reference |
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:09 PM
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5. Put some code in the financial software that will transfer $30,000 to you |
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:11 PM
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8. erm...good idea...at least he'd get a roof, 3 meals...and some lovin |
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:11 PM
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7. They'll probably watch him like a hawk! |
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They'll make him finish everything before forcing him to take the "walk of shame" out the door accompanies by security. That's why most companies don't give advance notice like that. Heck, when I changed jobs a few years ago, some of my friends at other sites of my old companies were surprised I was allowed to work the full two-week notice I gave, rather than escorted out the door as soon as I gave notice!
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:15 PM
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11. True...but there is not that many people left :-) |
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He's been training a younger female to do the jobs he's been doing. He thinks she's making much less than him. Which is ok. But, she is frightened, realistically so, because it is an impossible job. She said she'd rather get let go than get fired for not being able to keep up.
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:14 PM
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9. Do absolutely nothing the entire day. |
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Read on company time, perhaps.
Listen to an mp3 player.
When boss yells at him reply, "What ya gonna do, fire me?"
Pick up his check and go home.
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:17 PM
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:15 PM
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but he should avoid doing anything that someone else is gonna have to clean up - unless its management above him. Some poor slob is undoubtedly going to have to take on all *his* responsibilities in addition to *their* own. Its a sucky situation, I guess the best thing he can do is make sure he has a bunch of copies of his resume from the company copier.
Good luck to him.
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:22 PM
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13. Definitely show up late |
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read listen to music get drunk at lunch time, have a nap in the afternoon... after he's cleaned his desk off, tinfoil the cubicle.
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:23 PM
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And make sure to twist the knife a bit, too.
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:26 PM
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15. Remove all the "W" keys, I hear that's standard protocol. |
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Write glowing letters of recommendation from the remaining letterhead!!
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:32 PM
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16. sit on the copy machine |
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fax pictures of his butt to all the ceo's.
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:36 PM
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17. right...how would they be able to ID him??? "Ok everyone...pull your pant |
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:40 PM
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20. national buttprint data base. n/t |
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:37 PM
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18. ask Milton from Office Space |
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:40 PM
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All over the place. Put boxes of staples in the empty coffee pot. Put pens in the bathrooms. Over lunch buy toy dinosaurs and put them everywhere. Put the coffee filters in the microwave. Any artwork on the walls? Turn them upside down. Print and post socialist propaganda. Take the printer cartridges out of everything, put them in a bag and put the bag at the tippy top of the fire escape stairwell. If he can, change the background all the computers he can get his hands on, to something silly.
Random, but not irreversable is the key.
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:50 PM
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If you can find the breaker box, and they're aren't cameras around, put on some gloves and start figuring out what the switches do. Draw things with piles of flour on the carpeting. White board markers on the mirrors of the bathrooms. Hell, white board markers on EVERYTHING! Wear Rollerblades all day. Wear a costume to work, its almost Halloween, break the costume in early. Be Mr. Helium-voice all day.
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:48 PM
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21. Steal the photocopier... |
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:50 PM
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23. Screw around with the elevator. |
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Tue Oct-12-04 12:54 PM
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24. Show up in a loincloth |
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And ask if this is what they meant by "business casual."
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Tue Oct-12-04 01:05 PM
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25. Play Fahrenheit 9/11 of the company computer |
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Tue Oct-12-04 01:56 PM
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27. Gut a fish on your desk ala "Office Space". Then steal the copier. |
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Tue Oct-12-04 02:52 PM
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28. Change all the phone numbers |
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in the contact database (or rolodex if it's an old-fashioned place)to phone sex numbers.
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Tue Oct-12-04 11:27 PM
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Tue Oct-12-04 11:35 PM
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30. Bring a strong magnet to work |
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Tue Oct-12-04 11:46 PM
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on a job I had quit however, I went around early one morning changing the start-up sound on several partners computers to a snippet from an opera that was quite loud to begin with, and turned up the volume. I think I almost killed one of them. (The place had just started using desktop computers, with little training, and the office doors usually were not locked once I got into our work area.)
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Tue Oct-12-04 11:57 PM
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32. What a guy did at ARCO |
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It went through several rounds of lay offs a few years ago and there was one coming up where everyone knew about in advance. One guy showed up in a tux (tails and top hat). He said that if he had to leave he wanted to leave IN STYLE.
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