radwriter0555
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Tue Oct-12-04 03:58 PM
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In Memory of Rodney Dangerfield: |
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May he rest in respectful peace! Planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- or twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. A beggar asked me for 50c for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich." What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. What if there were no hypothetical questions? One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. Is there another word for synonym? The speed of time is one-second per second. Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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Tue Oct-12-04 03:59 PM
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Is there anyone who did not love Rodney? Bye Rodney, RIP.
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Tue Oct-12-04 04:01 PM
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2. Great Lines! He will certainly be missed! |
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Tue Oct-12-04 04:01 PM
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3. Those are great! My favorite: |
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Thanks!:hi:
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Tue Oct-12-04 04:10 PM
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4. "If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all. " |
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Tue Oct-12-04 04:14 PM
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he told some off-color joke, and the crowd all hooted at him.
His reply?
"What are you people, owls?"
:D
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