I don't care if it rains or freezes,

[Earth_First]

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

CHORUS
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations,
And my travels thru the nations,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car

CHORUS
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations,
And my travels thru the nations,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

[Trajan]

1. Isnt he the most dashing dancer ? ...

So light on his feet ....

Georgie ? .. will you be mine ?? ... Eyelid flutter ....

(SMACK! .... idiot .... you wish )

(Agent Mike ? .. I wasnt trying to hurt Georgie Astaire there: just knock a little sense into him .... He's ok ... ok ? ... )

[Loki]

2. Agent Mike, Agent Mike

Do you remember me from the 60's? :hippie:

[gmoney]

3. A great moment from "Cool Hand Luke"

Although Newman rearranges some of the words... actually, I like the Newman version better... comes across more sincere for some reason to me.