"Alien Seduces Condoleeza Rice!" Actual headline I saw at the grocery

joeybee12

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"Alien Seduces Condoleeza Rice!" Actual headline I saw at the grocery

Edited on Tue Oct-12-04 10:38 PM by joeybee12

store just now on the World Weekly News. Or maybe it was the Weekly World News.

Showed a picture of the alien with his tongue in Condo-liar's ear, with a quote: "He's a silver-tongued charmer!" says the White House hottie.

I believed it until they referred to Condo-liar as a "hottie." Maybe in some other phucking universe, but not here! Pure evil is never a "hottie"

Besides, her teeth are rancid!

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Tue Oct-12-04 10:01 PM
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1. The funniest one I ever saw was:

"PROOF: LARRY KING'S HEAD IS GETTING BIGGER!"

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billbuckhead

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Tue Oct-12-04 10:05 PM
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4. Hitler directs Al Queda from a cave in Afghanistan

Hillary meets with space aliens. Saddam is getting a sex change with your tax dollars.

Probably more accurate than Fox.

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joeybee12

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Tue Oct-12-04 10:15 PM
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7. Did you see the one where they "found" Bin Laden on a nude beach?

They had his head imposed on some skinny guy roasting naked in the sun!

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Tue Oct-12-04 10:02 PM
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2. I saw that too. I am taking a camera with me tomorrow...

I think it was Satan, though....

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Bjornsdotter

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Tue Oct-12-04 10:03 PM
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3. Well that explains it! n/t

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deadmessengers

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Tue Oct-12-04 10:07 PM
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5. Good

Condi needs to get some, even if it is from a space alien. Wasn't there a Boondocks story arc about this?

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joeybee12

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Tue Oct-12-04 10:14 PM
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6. Yeah, the kids kept calling the White House trying to set up

Condo-liar with a date--figured if she had a man, she wouldn't want to keep trying to destroy the planet! Hee-larious! The wimp Washington Post pulled the strip that week!

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Benhurst

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Tue Oct-12-04 10:24 PM
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8. This can't be true. Condie is saving herself for George. n/t

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joeybee12

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Tue Oct-12-04 10:37 PM
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10. Forget it! Georgie is gay! If he were straight, he would have married...

...a LIVE woman!

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sundog

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Tue Oct-12-04 10:25 PM
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9. maybe she got probed

:shrug:

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