OK, admit it. What obnoxious behavior do you demonstrate as a DUer?

[jpgray]

Me, I post lame copycats, dumb polls and I can get unnecessarily snarky in the serious forums.

[Lord_StarFyre]

1. I confess

I do Photoshop jobs on the Axis of Weasels, and I have a good time doing it.

[PittLib]

2. I intentionally try to ...

pick fights - but no one bites! :shrug:

[Droopy]

4. Pittsburgh sucks!

;)

[PittLib]

12. oooh - now you've done it ...

them is fightin' words!

[NamVetsWeeLass]

20. ::Backs PittLib Up::

Us Pittsburgh People will Fart in your General Direction.

[donheld]

16. why fight ?

:spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[alittlelark]

3. After midnight on Fri and Sat I turn into

an other-worldly being who has a propensity for mod-warnings!

[The Traveler]

5. I talk too much

and write in long rambling sentences filled with qualifications while tending towards a central theme of uncertain dimension.

[Kipepeo]

78. yes yes

! me too

[TrogL]

6. Pour gasoline on flame wars

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. Frequent use of gratuitous foul language

not this time tho!

[Mizmoon]

23. Fuck Fuck Fuck

:P

[JimmyJazz]

24. That's not a bad thing to do. It makes the freepers have to do

a whole lot of editing before posting our threads on their stupid site.

[DuctapeFatwa]

8. I post forbidden things that you are not supposed to see or think about

and also things that could lead to suspected potential reading.

[elperromagico]

9. I don't make beds. I burn them.

Oh... what were you saying?

[Blue-Jay]

10. I try to not be overly obnoxious at DU.

I do, however, get very annoyed at the several leftier-than-thou, judgemental-types, who will accept no opinion other than their own.

You know who you are.

[elperromagico]

11. I like yer squirrel.

[Blue-Jay]

14. Hey!

Are you trying to annoy me? :D

[Skittles]

44. AM I ONE OF THEM BLUE-JAY?

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[Blue-Jay]

45. No, sweetie. You're not like that.

:)

[PittLib]

13. and I abuse ...

ellipses like no other! :evilgrin:

[tigereye]

64. ellipses ... me too

and my rock and roll obsession, perchance.

hey other Pittsburgh people! :hi:

[PittLib]

69. hey ... did you make it to a debate party?

:toast:

[tigereye]

80. no I was invited to the one Move on had at the Brew Works

since I have done some canvassing for them... but it was a school night for my kid, so I passed. I did watch some of it... but I am sick of listening to *. He just says the same crap over and over. Did you go to one? :)

[PittLib]

81. yeah - at Hi-Tops ...

it was a good time. (I feel it today, though). The only unfortunate part was that Max Cleland was to have been there, but was sick in Maryland. I saw Going Upriver at the Manor - and wanted to shake his hand. If you get a chance to see this film... do. It is incredible.

[tigereye]

82. I saw an article in the paper about that gathering in the PG

cool!

:toast: or did you do a little too much toasting? ;)

where are you? I am in Swissvale. I have seen one or two cars around here ( East End) with DU stickers.. but not that many.

[PittLib]

83. South Side.

I'm a proud sloper. I haven't met any duers yet ... I should get a bumper sticker! I find that I have to drink to tolerate looking at *. It's not too bad - but it has slowed me a bit. Did you see that Sharon Stone and Deidre Hall are in town? There is a rally on Mt Washington.

[Duncan Grant]

15. I act like I own the place.

(Yeah, like you don't... :evilgrin: )

[donheld]

17. i use to many of Smilies

:yourock: :headbang: :pals: :cry: :grouphug: :hug: :tinfoilhat: :donut: :loveya: :puffpiece: :shrug: :kick: :dem: :hi: :thumbsup: :thumbsdown: :scared: :nuke: :grr: :beer: :wow: :spank: :boring: :hurts: :nopity: :hangover: :dunce: :freak: :argh: :wtf: :silly: :crazy: :think: :smoke: :eyes: :puke: :mad: :bounce: :toast: :party: :hippie: O8) B-) :7 :+ :* :9 :P ;( }( :D :o ;) ;-) :( :-( x( :-) :) so sue me

[jdots]

18. i bore myself into a comatose drooling trance

if anyone reads the dribble atleast you can feel superior.....being a successfull failure is a public service
Bla bla bla zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Chovexani]

19. Wow I think we're twins or something

'Cept I don't do polls that much. But I'm way into the lame copycatting and snark. I have an excuse for the latter, though: it's all the fault of the other boards I spend way too much time at, where snark is not only encouraged, it's the law.

I also cuss all the time and use smilies way too much. Deal with it! :P

[CiCi the Psychobunny]

21. I confess!

I rabidly attack the smug sceptics in the Meeting Room - especially those who demand proof for other people's faith (sure, and I'll steal a Host from Mass so you can chemically analyse it, right?) and use smug-bastard phrases like "magical thinker". You know who you are.

[Chovexani]

22. I love you

Seriously. Someone needs to do that, and I'm glad it's you.

Who the hell pissed in their Cheerios?

[BiggJawn]

63. Sorry!

That's just the way i am...:-) Didn't know I was smug...Thought I was just "Rabid"...

Is it Spring there yet? Fall is in full swing here.....:-(

[LisaLynne]

25. I do tend to get a little ...

snarky, as the kids say these days, in the more serious threads. I can't help it. Either we laugh at this stuff or we go nuts. It doesn't mean I'm not taking it seriously! I just like pointing out the absurdity of it all. If there's one thing the * administration has really excelled in, it's been getting us all to accept insanity.

[JimmyJazz]

26. I try to answer every "what song/cd" question with a clash

song. No matter the question, the correct answer is "Sandinista" :P

That, and being snarky, too. Is that a result of spending too much time in the lounge where snarkiness is actually expected?

[eyesroll]

27. I get earworms easily, so I try to earworm others.

I make sexually implicit puns (but have never had a non-dupe-type thread locked, so there).

I post vanity threads at 1,000-post milestones.

I bitch about the sucky coffee here, when many other people have been unemployed for too long.

[EstimatedProphet]

28. I post Grateful Dead songs

A lot.
Like this one:

Well, I was drinking last night with a biker
And I showed him a picture of you
I said, "Pal, get to know her. You'll like her."
Seemed like the least I could do...

'Cause when he's driving his chopper
Up and down your carpeted halls,
You will think me by contrast quite proper.
Never mind how I stumble and fall.
Never mind how I stumble and fall.


You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe,
But at least I'm enjoying the ride.
At least I'm enjoying the ride.
At least I'm enjoying the ride.

Now miss sweet little soft-core pretender,
Somehow baby got hard as it gets.
With her black leather chrome spiked suspenders,
Her chair and her whip and her pets.

Well we know you're the reincarnation
Of the ravenous Catherine the Great.
And we know how you love your ovations
For the Z-rated scenes you create.
The Z-rated scenes you create.


You analyze me, pretend to despise me,
You laugh when I stumble and fall.
There may come a day I will dance on your grave
If unable to dance, I will crawl across it
Unable to dance, I'll still crawl.

You must really consider the circus
'Cause it just might be your kind of zoo
I can't think of a place that's more perfect
For a person as perfect as you.

And it's not like I'm leaving you lonely
'Cause I wouldn't know where to begin
But I know that you'll think of me only
When the snakes come marching in
When the snakes come marching in

It annoys the anti-Dead.

[MissMillie]

29. Hit and run

I'm the kind of gal that doesn't read all the responses, posts a one-liner response myself, and then moves on.

[LisaLynne]

No, you're not.

What is this thread about? Oh well. Moving on ...

[BigMcLargehuge]

30. I lock threads, move threads from one forum to another

deactivate troublesome member accounts, hang out in a super-secret forum that only a few chosen ones have access too...

[tigereye]

65. aw but Big, you have the best mod humor

and rationale. When you lock a thread you do it with panache. :)

[Zomby Woof]

31. every goddamned word I post

No way to summarize it all here.

[joeybee12]

32. Hit and Run! Sometimes a post really pisses me off, I make nasty

comments, and then I never go back to it.

I think a lot of us do that.

[tjwash]

33. That was YOU you son of a .....

:evilgrin:

[joeybee12]

39. I wish I hadn't come back to this! Now I've ruined my rep as a Hit and

Runner!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tom_paine]

34. I've been known to flame before thinking about a post

:evilgrin:

(sometimes I regret it, sometimes I realize I haven't been harsh ENOUGH)

[Wat_Tyler]

36. We all have to flame hard to combat the Imperial Corporate Pravda, Tom.

We're flaming for democracy!

[Pithlet]

35. Oh, many.

I tend to ramble, can get too snarky, use LOL sometimes, last-worditis. I'm sure there are many others. :)

[Carson]

37. I call people hypocrites on a regular basis.

Sometimes the cognitive dissonance in GD floors me.

Now spank me.

[JohnKleeb]

38. err

copycat, boobie lusting, lame polls, oh and I curse at the yankees, plus roll my eyes at people who say pop instead of soda.

[kick-ass-bob]

42. pop pop!!!

SPEEDO!!!

[TrogL]

60. *whines* I can't see the Speedo

[JohnKleeb]

66. soda! and ha I cant see it

[Pithlet]

67. Mmmmmm

www.pigonwheels.com/ en-us/dept_1154.html

I'm from Michigan, too, so I know how to say it in that flat, nasal way that would drive you up the wall. Say it with me. Paaahp! :evilgrin:

[BiggJawn]

40. I foment Class Warfare...

With comments like "We're not going to be checking voter registration cards when we storm your gated communities" and such.

I remember a posting last year titled "I just took a $25,000 pay CUT".
My response was "So? If you were making $50,000, you have my sympathy. If you were making $125,000, you'll find the sympathy in the Dictionary between "Shit" and "Syphilis"..."

Never got a reply. didn't really expect one.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

41. I post too many pics

I also post too many bad puns.

[Skittles]

43. I am constantly threating to kick asses

sometimes with little or no reason

[kick-ass-bob]

46. and then I go and pick this name...

:crazy:

[Lavender Brown]

47. I kill threads.

If one of your threads has been a victim, I sincerely apologize.

[skypilot]

48. I roll my eys at all of you.

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :evilgrin:

[Bridget Burke]

49. Lack of trust.

Sometimes new DU'ers point out issues that we must ignore. "Nobody cares!" "People will think ill of us!" Surely, these folks only have the good of Democracy in mind.

And I've wondered that so many good Democrats have friends who keep spouting the worst right-wing drivel. Which we must debunk--even if it's been debunked many times, already. Only children have imaginary playmates.

I must not think bad thoughts.

[Arkana]

50. I am intentionally trying to piss off lurkers

Oh, wait...is that a bad quality? :P

[SarahB]

51. Sometimes I can be a bit oversensitive on certain days.

And occasionally cryptic posts made that most people don't understand, but I know makes sense to someone out there in the universe.

[kick-ass-bob]

52. huh?

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[snooper2]

53. 1

2

[daddybear]

54. I TRY....

underline TRY.... to maintain a clean, Christian attitude... why do the boards have to be filled with such hate mongers? Well, except for Bush... hahaha... but he is satan incarnate anyway!

[ohiosmith]

55. I'll take an opposing position just to see if I can piss someone off.

[DS1]

56. I piss all over stupid threads, don't like your cats, don't want

to know about your troubles, and couldn't give a rat's ass about your kids.

[HEyHEY]

68. I post terrible comments under the pen name "DS1"

Really pisses people off!


:-)

[mvd]

57. Oh, I don't know, I'm pretty calm

Too many lists, maybe? Though I have shortened the sexy list from 40 to 30 with honorable mentions. :-)

[Endangered Specie]

58. I spread Dutch pride

;) edit: and dont interpret that sexually.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

59. Are you me?

[TrogL]

61. Gratuitous nudity

[ScreamingMeemie]

62. I don't know...diehard Packer support??? But that can't be obnoxious.

Can it?

[qnr]

70. I mentally correct spelling errors other people make

Just mentally though, I'm too busy editing and physically correcting my own.

[norml]

71. Bashing Greens,and Others who would Split the Democratic Base.

I tell them that they could do more good for their causes if they instead worked on splitting the Republican base by promoting the Constitution Party.

[sysoprock]

72. I try to bait people into discussions by taking an unpopular stance...

even if I don't actually believe it.



VOTE BUSH / CHENEY 2004!

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

73. I have to chime into any discussion that mentions Maine.

I'm really homesick and want to move back there so much. I cope by blabbing about the state as much as I possibly can. Talking about it brings back good memories for me, and it helps keep me sane.

[qnr]

75. Maine!

That's all, just "Maine!"

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

76. Yep, that's it buddy.

What else do you want from me?

[qnr]

77. Not a thing :) I'm a displaced downeaster myself n/t

[norml]

74. Mostly I'm not obnoxious enough,so my threads sink without comment.

Then I get annoyed,kick my own thread,and complain about not drawing more responses. Now that's obnoxious!

[LastKnight]

79. i... i guess... i use too many... elipses... nt