"Cheney Vows to Attack US if Kerry Elected".......mmmmm...satire

[Pert_UK]

"GREENSBORO, NC—In an announcement that has alarmed voters across the nation, Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he will personally attack the U.S. if Sen. John Kerry wins the next election.

If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself," Cheney said, speaking at a rally in Greensboro, NC. "When they go to the polls, Americans must weigh this fact and decide if our nation can ignore such a grave threat."

Added Cheney: "It would be a tragedy to suffer another attack on American soil, let alone one perpetrated by an enemy as well-organized and well-equipped as I am. My colleagues and I urge voters to keep their safety in mind when they go to the polls." "

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041

Errrr.....it's not funny because it's true?

P.

[mahina]

1. Comical because he has as much as threatened us already.

Slimy creep! Go back to Mordor!

Let's see...
Incompetent lazy lying confused ninny v. Competent ethical hardworking hero

Mean snarling fanatic v. Energetic, idealistic hardworking dazzling brainiac

geee...what to do?

[Pert_UK]

2. one kick 'cause I posted it early US time....

:kick: