Just wait 'till I get my money from Nigeria!

[Heyo]

That'll show all of ya! You'll see...

:headbang:

Heyo

[SoDesuKa]

1. $800 Good Faith

Greetings. I am Doctor Usu KWAME, son of the late Magdeeb KWAME. I got your name from a trusted mutual friend. Before we can discuss sending you millions of dollars of cash, please send $800 good faith money. Knowing you are a good citizen, I am assured that you will keep this matter in utmost confidence.

[Heyo]

2. Dear Dr. KWAME

Here is my $800 USD good faith money. Please deposit my millions of dollars in my account before a week from Friday if possible. I have put a "Roomba" robotic vacuum cleaner on lay-away, and am running out of time to pick it up.

Thanks in advance,

Heyo

[madmax]

3. Sorry but, I've already claimed it

Am I lucky or what! j/k :evilgrin:

[jmm]

4. Why wait at home for your money when you can go to the conference?

The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

[JVS]

5. Hoooowaaaah!