Please ask me Silly Questions: I need distraction

[La Lioness Priyanka]

from my ridiculous week!!!

please


please

please

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Why do men have nipples?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. so their lovers can tickle them

i swear...god told me that!

[BUSHOUT]

39. How old are you and are you single

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

40. 26 and non-single

[BUSHOUT]

41. swinger?

:party:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. sorry..no that either

[BUSHOUT]

44. silly enough for you yet? n/t

[ewagner]

2. Okay

Why do you call yourself "lioness"?

Did someone else give you that name?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. i am a leo

and lioness was my go-go dancing name.

[Worst Username Ever]

5. What the hell is a "shylock?"

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. a miser

but really just shakespearan anti-semitism (it was possible shakespeare mocking anti-semitism though)

[Worst Username Ever]

10. Correct!

I am impressed, not many know that. He was a sort of shakespearean loan shark, which I admire. :-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. love shakespeare!

[China_cat]

7. you're kidding? right?

You never had to read Shakespeare? Specifically the Merchant of Venice?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. umm not kidding

and yes i did read the merchants of venice!

did you read the speach on jews being human after all...he played to the public but it may have also mocked the english...again i say may...like i know what went on in his head

[Gothic Sponge]

8. Should i start using tampons?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. if you want to

i love tampons!

[underpants]

13. How many times can you subtract 5 from 55?

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. as many times you want

so long as you are ok with negative numbers

[underpants]

19. (looks over at judges) Mmmmmm no

the answer is once.

55-5=50

50-5 oops nope see now you are subtracting from 50

On Jeapordy last night.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. clever...but not silly!

[underpants]

16. What two US coins added together make up 30 percent IF

one of them is NOT a quarter?

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. 30% of what?

[underpants]

20. 30 CENTS

my bad

[liontamer]

23. quarter and a nickel

[underpants]

32. CORRECT-A-MUNDO

the one that isn't a quarter is the nickel.

[MissMillie]

22. only once

if you subtract again, it would be 5 from 50.

[liontamer]

24. repeatedly

with replacement

[qnr]

14. If you are in a ship doing the speed of light and you

turn on your headlights, what happens?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. ask john kerry that

as though i have ever been in a swiftboat :P

[liontamer]

21. my cat won't stop harassing me at night

what should i do?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. feed them more

[liontamer]

33. but the one that keeps harassing me is getting fat!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

38. maybe she is meant to be obese

and you are denying her, her destiny

[Mizmoon]

27. Why does my cat beg for petting

and then cringe and whine when I actually try to pet her? She's been with me since her birth and has never been abused. It's as if she was saying, "Pet me but DON'T TOUCH ME DAMMIT!"

[La Lioness Priyanka]

37. cats are psycho!

[Stew225]

28. If John can write 230 words by hand,

how many can he write if he used a pen or pencil?

[StopTheMorans]

29. why am i so hungover today?

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

36. you drank too much yesterday

and did not share with me :P

[StopTheMorans]

43. you know, now that you mention it, I do remember having a drink

or two;) last night!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

30. If you were a pizza topping, which would you be, and why?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. garlic

i love garlic.

[CO Liberal]

31. Need Some Wood?

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. need some peace!

[kick-ass-bob]

45. Have you been on the internets?

:shrug:

And how many?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

47. umm too many to count

[skypilot]

46. I've heard that if you kiss your elbow...

...you'll turn invisible. Is this true?

[graywarrior]

48. Whos cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "LISP"?