If Jesus were a ball player, which position would he play?

[DrWeird]

I'm thinking a closer, because Jesus saves. But there's just so many possibilities.

[kick-ass-bob]

1. not a starting pitcher.

he'd never throw at someones head.

[yewberry]

2. He plays center field

for the Red Sox.

[MikeG]

8. That's unfrozen caveman centerfielder.

[Dhalgren]

3. Left field...

[MikeG]

4. Water boy. Cause you know what he can do with it.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. I don't know baseball, but in soccer he'd be a goalie.

Because, you know, Jesus Saves.

[jus_the_facts]

6. SS.....

......the son of GOD would have to rival THE GOD...Derek Jeter! O8)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Relief Pitcher - he'd have more saves than Mariano Rivera- but not by much

:)

[daddybear]

9. Team owner

and manager.

[kick-ass-bob]

10. Not third base either.

Because that is the "hot corner"
:silly:

[northzax]

12. well and you have to rule out second base

cause a good christian never goes there.

[olddem43]

13. He could have played 3rd for awhile then - after good Friday.

[autorank]

11. Utility, clutch pinch hitter, go to guy just like Jim "Junior" Gilliam

Gilliam was the best all around player of the 50's early 60's for the LA dogers. He could play any position except pitcher and he was the game winner in the late innings -- either in rotation or as a pinch hitter. He was humble and trated everyone well. If the xtians portrayed the true Jesus, it would be a Gilliam-like image, and I'd get off my sorry ass and go to church every now and again.

[ismnotwasm]

14. Catcher, of course n/t

[Norbert]

15. Is this Jesus as in JC or Jesus as in Jesus Alou?

if it was Jesus Alou it would be an easy answer. :silly:

[XNASA]

16. Designated Maker

[jobycom]

17. Don't know, but the Red Sox would hire him, to raise their chances

from the dead.

And I'm cheering for them!

[MallRat]

18. Self-explanatory.

[indigobusiness]

19. That's a wicked googly

...a real sticky wicket.

I'm thinking Cricket, but not sure which position.

[Endangered Specie]

20. Whatever it is, hed be playing it with the NY Mets

you know...because they get crucified.

IN hockey he'd be a goalie... He shoots and Jesus Saves!