Jesus vs Mariano Rivera - Who'd get more saves?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Well, the way they define saves now-a-days, its no contest.

Back in Jesus' day, you couldn't have a 3 run lead in the 9th and get a save...

:silly:

[jus_the_facts]

2. Rivera 'cuz he's got...THE HIGH HEAT...

:evilgrin:

[Phillycat]

3. It was amazing Joe Buck could get any words out, with

Rivera's dick in his mouth like that.

[kick-ass-bob]

4. bwahahahaha!!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Hey the man just flew in cause his two relatives were electrocuted when

they were cleaning his pool and he still got the save

[tigereye]

14. ah Chavez are you a Yankees fan?

:( I may have to reconsider my fondness for you.... ;)

Go Red Sox. ( can't help it my dad is from near Boston.) and I'm Irish. Nuff said.

( runs away)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. I'm a UConn Huskies fan but I am from New Haven so I was raised Yankees

sorry, love

[tigereye]

17. oh, I'll get over it

:hug: I just love the underdogs.

How are you? Are you watching the debate tonight? I watched most of the last one and spent most of it yelling at you-know- who.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. I'm fantastic.We're getting ready for a big apartment warming party on Sat

How are you?

I'll be watching, you can be sure. But I'll be watching the playoffs and DUing too.

I'm a good multi-tasker!

[tigereye]

21. wll happy apartment warming

do you like your new place? It is always cool to move into a new place. here's some virtual bottles o wine :toast:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. Its a GREAT place with horribly garish wall paper which, unfortunately

we can't get down in time. But I finally have a nice place!

[tigereye]

23. well sometimes garish wallpaper is the least of your

worries... as we found out when we bought a house. We still have some garish wallpaper... sometimes there are so many other things to take care of. Enjoy your new place!

[rkc3]

6. He must have learned from John Madden - who can do a whole game

with Brett Favre's penis in his trap.

[Phillycat]

7. No shit.

Remember Dan Dierdorf salivating over Bruce Smith? That was a love affair for the ages too...

[rkc3]

8. Salivating over a quarterback is one thing - but a def. lineman - come on.

Dierdorf obviously had emotional problems.

[Phillycat]

10. Clearly.

How much do I hate Dan Dierdorf?

Let me tell you how much.

I like Madden better.

And Madden makes me want to rip out my own brain.

[rkc3]

11. One of my co-workers said the same thing after Monday night's game.

[xcmt]

9. Rivera.

Even the (ex-Boston) Sports Guy acknowledges Rivera as the best closer...ever.

[skippysmom]

12. Doesn't Jesus play CF for the Sox nm

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. Do you mean the good sox?

[DaveinMD]

15. Since I'm Jewish

I'll go with Mo.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Jesus is not a Yankee.

In fact, I have it on good authority that he's a Reds fan.

Okay, that "good authority" is just some shit I made up. Still.

[redqueen]

19. Jesus!

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[BigMcLargehuge]

24. I'll have to reluctantly vote for El Chupacabra on this one

Jesus has a shitty fastball and can't throw a breaker