Bush is a "post turtle" (Texas humor)

[bif]

Here's a Texas definition to add to your vocabulary: "Post Turtle"

An old Texan said, "Well, ya know, George Bush is a 'post turtle.'"

Not knowing what the old man meant, his friend asked him what a post
turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on his friend's face, so he continued to
explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong
there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want
to help the poor, stupid bastard get down.

[NYC Liberal]

1. LOL

I've heard that one!

[Crankie Avalon]

2. That was in...

...Kitty Kelley's book.

[ismnotwasm]

3. Haha

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