Mizmoon
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Wed Oct-13-04 02:10 PM
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Jesus could kick EVERYONE'S ass |
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He can make it rain frogs and locust and shit. I wouldn't mess with him.
I thought the Big J deserved his own "JC kicks ass" thread.
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Wed Oct-13-04 02:12 PM
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1. Jesus does indeed, rock! |
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Are you a person who respects and admires the teaching's of Jesus of Nazareth, but have trouble accepting Christianity's tales about such things as the resurrection; the virgin birth; the miracle stories; etc.?
Do you believe that Jesus' life and teachings can stand on their own merit and do not require miracles to give them worth? http://www.atheists-for-jesus.com
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Wed Oct-13-04 02:13 PM
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one little crucifixion and he goes running back to Daddy.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Wed Oct-13-04 02:13 PM
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3. Could Jesus defeat Voltron? He's only coming back as 1 lion! |
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Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 02:22 PM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
Voltron is 5!!!!
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Wed Oct-13-04 02:23 PM
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7. Don't forget, Cheap Plastic Car Voltron would serve as backup. |
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Wed Oct-13-04 03:33 PM
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Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 03:33 PM by chamilto
and he can disassemble him too. He can cause Voltron's plastic parts to melt, he can turn Voltron's oil to wine. Let's see a drunken Voltron try to take on the Big JC when there are frogs and locust bouncing all around. And don't forget JC has SUPER FLOOD POWER!
To Voltron, I say HA!
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Wed Oct-13-04 03:35 PM
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10. Fair enough - but what about the Hulk - he has UNLIMITED strength |
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the madder he gets the stronger he gets
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Wed Oct-13-04 03:40 PM
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13. I had a hulk as a kid |
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Supposedly he was indestructable. After a few days in MY childhood, I got to see the pink goo inside him when I GUTTED HIM for my buddy's amusement.
Now, if a little girl can cause the Hulk to leak his goo (stop smirking, dammit!) what do you think the BIG JC SMACKDOWN would do to him? That's right - pink goo time.
Stop smirking, dammit!
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Wed Oct-13-04 03:43 PM
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17. umm - I'm not touching that. Jesus is kinda hot and has great abs |
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who knows - maybe thats the secret to defeating the HULK
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Wed Oct-13-04 02:14 PM
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4. ah, how wrong you are. |
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Santa Clause put a serious smackdown on JC. I saw it. I think it was about 5 years ago on South Park. :)
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Wed Oct-13-04 02:22 PM
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6. Hey, that was Jesus v0.1 Beta! |
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Preview Release Godv1.0 with the Moses plug-in installed would smite the new Jesus Home Edition. by a long shot!
Sorry, just got back from Slashdot :silly:
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Wed Oct-13-04 03:34 PM
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He was a Jew, you know--we all have terrible allergies.
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Wed Oct-13-04 03:37 PM
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I know a bad Magician when I see one. I mean - the crucifiction thing - wasn't he seen walking around town a few days later???
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Wed Oct-13-04 03:41 PM
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14. he'd turn the other cheek |
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16. glad I could give you a laugh |
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