CONGRATULATIONS GEORGE W. BUSH!!

[UrbScotty]

YOU'VE JUST WON A LIFETIME TRIP TO LUXURIOUS CRAWFORD, TEXAS!!

:toast:

YOU AND YOUR BALL AND CHAIN WILL FLY FROM WASHINGTON TO CRAWFORD ON JANUARY 20, WHERE YOU WILL STAY AT YOUR LUXURIOUS RANCH. THERE, AIDES WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO READ, SO YOU CAN READ IMPORTANT MEMOS ABOUT OUR NATIONAL SECURITY!!

:bounce:

Okay, I'm not ready to call Kerry the winner yet, but I am thrilled by his performance tonight.

[Lucygirl]

1. Dear Crawford Texas,

We know you have missed him, therefore we are returning your idiot back to your village.

No need to thank us, it is our pleasure.

Kerry was awesome tonight, continued to answer the questions with common sense, and conviction.

Bush tonight - when all else fails - just start rambling about education.

Oh, and during the debate W's face became so red it made me hunger for a tomato sandwich.

[donheld]

2. Let's send him empty boxes

he'll need them for packing.


hey and no funny stuff. no sneaking pretzels in the empty boxes. :evilgrin:

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

4. Change of Address Cards...

Let's all be ready, and on November 3rd we flood the White House with change of address cards.

That would be cruel, or course.

Who's with me!

[Skittles]

3. does he HAVE to come back to Texas

we've suffered TEN YEARS of that moronic piece of shit. Can't we put him on an ISLAND somewhere???????????????????

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Yes, sarge, as long as the island is Matamoros

:evilgrin:

[drumwolf]

6. I wouldn't put him on an island

The Hague would be better suited for him. Preferably sharing a cell with Slobodan Milosevic.

[No2W2004]

7. If it wasn't for Gov. GoodHair,

I'd want the Texas Legislataure to expel Shrub, Pickles, Babs Jr., Jenna, Poppy and Darth HairHelment, along with the Double Seceret Presidential Library in College Station and tell 'em to all keep their asses in Kennebunkport where they belong.

Prediction: When Shrub loses, the ranch will go up for sale within a year. It's just a prop.

Thank you Shrub for giving Texas such a good reputation through out the world. Texans used to be looked upon as somewhat "heroic" in a way.

Now we're look on as being morans.