Here's a Bachelor tip for multi tasking:

[JohnnyRingo]

Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash-and rinse." Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids and the cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,


The Dog

http://www.planetproctor.com/

[qnr]

1. Wow. Heloise move over!

[necso]

2. I understand that

it works even better with the neighbor's cat.

Oh, and wear those thick, elbow-length leather gloves -- and just fling the little bird-killing sob in.

And you may to lure it with something -- tuna should work -- once.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Or an ex's cat!

[necso]

5. And this reminds me of a

story from Vietnam.

This little old lady is standing by the side of the street holding a stick.

A dog ambles by.

Whack! The old lady hits him in the head with the stick -- and hauls him inside to eat him.

Har de har. (Stupid dog.)

...

In the name of equal time for cats -- and dogs.

[Gore1FL]

4. Is it important to remove the Clorox Tablet?

or does it make the bath more effective?

[donheld]

6. I'd love to see a video of that

that would be a riot:bounce: