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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 07:17 AM
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I am an undecided voter! I want attention!
Edited on Thu Oct-14-04 07:25 AM by bluestateguy
I can't make up my mind! I can't decide!

I want attention! I WANT ATTENTION! I want to be on a CNN focus group! I want Nora O'Donnell of NBC News to come to my hometown of Coulmbus, Ohio and do a profile of my white-bread family!

I've accomplished nothing in life, so I figure I can get my 15 minutes of fame as an undecided voter.
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MSgt213 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 07:18 AM
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1. Get some wood because you can't hide
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 07:24 AM
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2. Like people are saying: What the f*** are you waiting for? Want help?
Vote for the smart one.

I know you're not undecided, but these tidbits just go to show how simple the choice should be. Gotta wonder about the 'undecideds' though. What would it take to get them to make up their minds?
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 07:27 AM
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3. 'Undecideds' for Bush.
You know they're going to pull the lever for Bush because these people are too stupid to think. NO ONE should be undecided at this point. Undecideds are useless. I wouldn't hire them, and I sure as hell don't want them determining who our President is going to be. Sheesh.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 08:05 AM
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4. I think they are liars
can people really be so freaking stupid?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 08:27 AM
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6. Can this be an interview question?
"When did you decide who you would vote for president?"

If answer is after October 13, end the interview on the spot.

:bounce:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 08:20 AM
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5. Flip a coin! Heads for Kerry, tails for Bush.
Here, you can borrow my quarter:

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