NEWSFLASH: I just got back from the year 2007 and Kerry did win!

[Gothic Sponge]

I took my DeLorean for a spin to the year 2007! In that year we have flying cars, and a Kerry presidency!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


;)

[LisaLynne]

1. Woo hoo!

And great on the flying cars, too. I've been waiting FOREVER for those things!

[LeighAnn]

2. A strong economy, I'll bet

Freedom and security and all that

[rkc3]

3. Did you notice if I still had hair?

[Gothic Sponge]

7. No, but in 2007 hair comes in jar.

[rkc3]

15. Thank God for Hair in a Jar.

Who makes it - Johnson and Johnson or Ron Popiel?

I'd like to invest early.

[Gothic Sponge]

16. Sadly

It's made by Haliburton.

Cheney has a full head of hair.

[ReadTomPaine]

17. Scary mental picture. Cheney with a full-on Fabio.

Maybe oiling himself up near the pool.

RTP

[Gothic Sponge]

19. Cheney will have a Mullet!

Most people in 2007 have Mullets.

[rkc3]

21. Doesn't Mary Cheney already have a fe-mullet?

[Gothic Sponge]

23. In 2007 Mary Cheney is bald

Go figure!

[rkc3]

20. Does cheney have facial hair too?

Most guys who get hair replacement also grow goatees or those little patches under their upper lip.

[Gothic Sponge]

24. Cheney likes to sport a handlebar mustache

He twirls the ends when he is plotting evil. So, it's 24 hours a day.

[edbermac]

4. So who won the next couple of World Series?

We gotta get those bets down!

[Gothic Sponge]

8. Yankees in 2004

Red Sox 2005
Chicago Cubs 2006

[ironflange]

12. Gee, that's certainly plausible

:eyes:

[Gothic Sponge]

13. Are you doubting my time travel capabilities?

:silly:

[dr.strangelove]

14. If the Sox and cubbies win the series

life as we know it will end.

[edbermac]

26. I don't know, I'd like the Sox but St Looie looks tough

[Lord_StarFyre]

5. So did the International Criminal Tribunal

...Finish trying dumbya, Sneering Oil Dick, Rummy, Kinda Sleezy, Wolfy, Colon, and the rest for their crimes against humanity by 2007?

[Gothic Sponge]

9. No, Bush went back to Crawford.

He stays out of the public eye. He gets booed at events.

[Huckebein the Raven]

6. You wanna give me info on who win's the World Cup

in '06. I'm making a trip to vegas soon

[Gothic Sponge]

10. I think Argentina.

[qnr]

11. OK, I take back all the nasty things

I said about the old Popular Science/Mechanics magazines... there really are gonna be flying cars after all.

[tedoll78]

18. I have a question or two..

Are Justices Rehnquist & Stevens still alive? And have there been any appointments to the Supreme Court?

[Gothic Sponge]

22. Yes, they are! Sandra Day O'Connor has retired to run

a christian fruit of the month club.

[ThoughtCriminal]

25. I like my parallel universe better

Gore is running for re-election (Welllstone is running mate this time) and Futurama wasn't cancelled. (oddly, it seems that Gore is President in every parallel universe where this happens).