Booberdawg
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Thu Sep-11-03 02:54 AM
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: |
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1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
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nomaco-10
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Thu Sep-11-03 02:56 AM
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1. Oooooh, I don't take up for men anymore, |
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I've been happily divorced for too long.
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Rhiannon12866
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:08 AM
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I'm bookmarking this one!:-)
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Dookus
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:15 AM
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my over-caucasionism is being recognized.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:40 AM
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4. "Alternative Destinations"... Good One! |
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I will only admit to "looking for a better route" or "searching for a shortcut".
-- Allen
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Rhiannon12866
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Sat Sep-13-03 06:00 PM
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9. I've ridden with you guys and your ``shortcuts!'' |
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My dad was no exception! Thanks for the memory!:-)
Also, I love that photograph of Agnes Moorehead. Where is it from, ``The Magnificent Ambersons?'':shrug:
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Thu Sep-11-03 06:39 AM
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Thu Sep-11-03 07:53 AM
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on misogyny, ain't it? Oh, political correctness, how I love thee.:D
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Thu Sep-11-03 09:30 AM
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