librechik
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Thu Oct-14-04 11:57 AM
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Letterman's Top Ten last night was about THE BULGE! |
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(accompanied by pic of Shrub's lumpy back at the Debate!)
Top Ten President Bush Explanations For The Bulge In His Jacket
10. "It's connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me answers--crap, I wasn't supposed to say that."
9. "It's a device that shocks me every time I mispronounce a word."
8. "Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven't gotten around to reading yet."
7. "Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese."
6. "John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my jacket, then voted against it."
5. "I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign this econonmy is moving again."
4. "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."
3. "Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate.
2. "Accidentally took some of Governer Schwarzenegger's 'roids."
1. "If Kerry's gonna look like a horse, then I'm gonna look like a camel." SWEET!
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Thu Oct-14-04 12:00 PM
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Lorien
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Thu Oct-14-04 12:09 PM
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2. Lol! Glad he's keeping it in the mainstream |
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Thu Oct-14-04 12:14 PM
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"I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign this econonmy is moving again."
Exactly the sort of nonsense that comes out of the chimp's mouth!
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