A Debate Denouement in CAPTIONS

[Crankie Avalon]

"...and, folks, maybe I'm not not a good talker, but that's
only 'cause I'm not a good thinker. Try to remember that
and factor it in when judgmentizing my performance at
tonight's debate--In other words, "Thank you for your pity."


"...so in conclusion, my fellow Merkans--size doesn't matter!
I know this, 'cause Laura used to say it all the time back when
we wuz still conjugatin'."


"Dang...I'm so whupped I don't have enough beans left in me
to even scowl, anymore."


"Sorry, George--I'd like to be the shoulder for you to cry on,
but I've got a victory to bask in. Have a lifesaver, little fella."


Loyal to the end, the President's family attempts to console him at
the conclusion of yet another defeat...


...after which, Theresa Heinz Kerry consoles Mrs. Bush. "You poor
dear. So, between us girls...just how small is he?"

[Zuni]

1. When I pray, I pray loud...like this

Second pic-- I am going to take the so-called nation of France and crush it like this.
Third pic--- lil' Georgie taking a power nap
Fourth pic---I know I called you a no-good, abortion loving, tax hiking, flip-flopping traitor from the not so great state of Taxachussetts but do you wanna go up to New Haven and get a beer in the Old Skull and Bones Lounge?
Fifth--- I really wish my girls didn't have to see me get cornholed like that.
Sixth---Laura decides to jump off the sinking ship.

[rkc3]

2. Comments for the last two pics...

The left arm of bush's daughter (the one in the black dress) has a nice bruise on the inside - thought I saw it last night. Maybe she fell down while drinking with daddy.

The final picture has a better caption - Must kill Stepford Wife!