Cheney: I'm safer now than I was four years ago

[SemiCharmedQuark]

Expect the Ironic!

Snip:
U. S. NEWS
Bush Offers New Reason
For Iraq Invasion
It was "for the oil," he tells Dr. Phil.


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“Vote for Change” Concert Tour
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Bremer: We Never Had Enough Troops for Occupation
Bush: “L. Paul Who?”


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White House says President was merely being reminded to scowl, smirk and act like he didn't have a clue.

http://www.ironictimes.com/index.html

[MidwestTransplant]

1. Sure you are, but the rest of us aren't!

[The Sushi Bandit]

2. Thats because he cant get it up anymore

no more gay love children

[nickgutierrez]

3. That's believable

I'd be safer too if I spent nine months out of the year in an 'undisclosed location'.