Help! Halloween Costume Ideas Needed!

[displacedtexan]

Here's the problem.

My daughter (21 years old) is a Hollywood makeup artist. She's been invited to a party at her former teacher's house. He invented retractable vampire teeth and was the key makeup artist on the Buffy series.

What kind of costume can my daughter wear (including makeup, of course) to impress her teacher?

HELP!

[Kikosexy2]

1. I would...

say a big vaginal bush named Jenna--but that might be too extreme. How about a gay Chimp named Bi-Curious George?

[ET Awful]

2. Well, since you have access to well done make-up . . .

carefully make it look like her head exploded and go as a Freeper on Nov. 3rd :)

[displacedtexan]

3. Excellent idea!

Clothing ideas to go with that theme?

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Flowered Bermuda shorts, a NASCAR T-shirt...

(or maybe a Bush-Cheney t-shirt, if you can find one) and several obviously cheap and rather tacky zirconium-and-electroplate rings and bracelets.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. A very pregnant Hester Prynne, replete with a Scarlet "A" in sparkles.

Or Hester Prynne with the Scarlet "A" holding a (baby) doll or better, a real baby. But then again, maybe no one at the party will know it's a spoof on Hawthorne's Scarlet Letter.

[displacedtexan]

6. It's interesting that you mention pregnant.

My daughter is working right now on a pregnancy belly with vampire puncture wounds oozing blood for some Steven King film.