Tell a funny story here....

[HEyHEY]

Come on...TELL one.

[Dookus]

1. a fish swam into a concrete wall and said

"dam!"

[HEyHEY]

2. badoom cha

"Let's have a hand for the folks behind the bar!"

[loveable liberal]

3. my first police pursuit as a dispatcher involved a woman ....

being chased by a crime lab unit in the parking ramps at the maul of america in bloomington, mn.. Speeds reportedly reached 13 mph.

[flvegan]

4. This one time, at band camp...

I stuck a flute in my pussy.

That was one angry cat.

[jdj]

5. a true story from Deliverance-ville.

Old Uncle W.A. was a'fishin in the Okeefenokee one day, and a big ol' cottonmouth fell off a tree branch right into his boat. Quicker than lightnin' he grabbed his shotgun and killed that sucker dead. Unfortunately, he also realized at that point he'd also shot a hole throught the bottom of the boat, which promptly sunk, and he had to walk home. Least he lived to tell about it.

(I've never met this side of my family, the Georgia swampdwellers.)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Oops!

Good story!

[SarahB]

6. My three year said to me today....

"Mommy, I love my penis so much. It makes me happy." I just said, "I'm glad you like being a boy. Remember to have privacy for penis time."

I have learned too much from my boys about the way males think, but I don't give them any complexes either, so hopefully their partners will be happy down the road.

[HEyHEY]

7. "That little thing"

You coulda had him kept quiet for years!

[SarahB]

9. Not him.

The one who'll get the complex is my 6 year old. Poor kid. He tells me, "Mom, it's not fair. Phil's only 3 and his penis is bigger than mine."
Not that I should be sharing these family secrets, but they're still little. Let's just hope they can't search these archives in ten years. :scared:

[HEyHEY]

11. ohh.... hmmm

When I was a kid my mom used to call it "Your little guy"

Never affected me...stupid bitch that she is.

Just kidding

[SarahB]

12. LOL!

I just act very matter-of-fact about these things, but sometimes being a women and trying to figure out boys is rough. I think all mommies probably do some inadvertant damage along the way. You poor dudes! :)
(In our house, we usually say either penis or winkie!)

[CO Liberal]

8. "Privacy for Penis Time"

What a concept. I think I'll put that in the suggestion box at work....

:-)

[SarahB]

10. Gotta teach it to most major league baseball players.

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Send it to Bill O'Reilly

:evilgrin:

[rumguy]

14. I met Owl Bore

and I told him he looked like an owl.