This is my 69th post - ask me anything about sex!

[Bozos for Bush]

Woohoo, the phone lines are now open ;)

[theorist]

1. What position will you be in when this post gets locked?

:)

[Bozos for Bush]

2. On my knees

Begging for forgiveness! ;)

[LibertyorDeath]

3. "Bush hater since 1979" LOL :)

Welcome to the DU :toast:

Well before this gets locked

Doggie :bounce: :bounce: or Missionary which is more Fun?

[Bozos for Bush]

5. Why would this get locked?

I thought we could have a little fun in da lounge ;)

And definitely doggie...

[LibertyorDeath]

9. Sex threads used to be allowed Man those were the days.

but alas we had way to much fun & the Overlords put the kibosh on them.

[Bozos for Bush]

11. I apologize to the Overlords

Typical newbie :(

[bigwillq]

13. You were just looking for a little fun

No worries.
If it gets too out of hand, they will probably lock it, you should apologize and every one will get on with their lives.:hi:

[Taverner]

4. What sex is your cat?

[Bozos for Bush]

Sorry, no cat

But I think my fish are all female ;)

[bigwillq]

6. What's your fave non-porn sex movie? (nt)

[Bozos for Bush]

7. Eyes Wide Shut (n/t)

[bigwillq]

8. Never saw it

Name another one.

[Tsiyu]

10. Can you tell me what this means?

Seen on a church sign:

"To lift your soul, bend your knees."

[Bozos for Bush]

12. Sorry, this thread is about sex, not religion (n/t)

[Tsiyu]

14. Damn The kids swore it was a sexual reference

We got a lot of joke miles out of that sign til they changed it to:


"Look in your Bible to Find Homeland Security."

I looked, but Tom Ridge was nowhere in there.

Can I have another question? Huh? Huh?