Let's say lesbians just took over the world

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

as a hetero woman what is the first thing I should do?

How will my life change if lesbians take over the entire UNIVERSE?

I just want to be prepared.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. Come on

could I get a little help here???

[DuctapeFatwa]

2. Politicians would say it is great that your parents love you?

[TheFarseer]

3. reminds me of a south park

They wanted to impress their teacher and Chef told them she was a lesbian and that lesbians only like other lesbians. So they were trying to "out lesbian" each other even if they didn't know what it meant. Cartman was literally eating a box, Stan got Birkenstocks, someone else was on the floor licking carpet. Wait, what were we talking about?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

9. Whoa!

[JohnKleeb]

11. That was classic

:shrug: then it turned out that Ms. Ellen was wanted in Iraq I think for sleeping with Saddam when he was big and fat, apparently when Saddam slimmered down, he went gay because he was thin when he and Satan were going out, how I know this, south park watcher since Cow Days :).

[TheFarseer]

13. and then he was making weapons of mass destruction

in heaven. Saddam is a busy guy in south park.

[JohnKleeb]

14. Yeah he is

Sleeping with lesbians, saddam, building WMDs in heaven.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

17. and sleeping with satan! and being in heaven with all of the Mormons

making things out of egg cartons and doing plays on how much stealing hurts your soul.

[JohnKleeb]

18. and trying to kill Chris too

That bastard is capable of anything.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

21. I know! Maybe I should go dictate some country!

Then when I die I can seduce satan and try to take over the world with him!


..... and kill his other gay lover. Man, dictators get it all. I mean, since South park is practically reality TV....

[JohnKleeb]

26. hah

The movie was hilarious, yet I really have no desire to see Team America at the moment.

[qnr]

4. I have no idea, but it is funny that you mention it

because just today, I went to the library and asked them to get me two of my favorite SF books, which I haven't read for many years, through the inter-library loan system

One, unrelated to this, was Time Storm by Gordon R. Dickson. The other was The Shore of Women by Pamela Sargent.

Editorial Reviews
From Publishers Weekly
This unusual romance novel takes a fresh look at a familiar science fiction setting. In a post-nuclear future, women live in walled cities, controlling all technology. Men, considered incapable of complex intellectual functions, worship females as divine beings. Roaming the countryside in primitive bands, men approach cities only when summoned for purposes of procreation. At the story's center is a young woman, Birana, who is wrongly convicted of a crime and banished from her city. Birana's judges assume that her lack of strength and outdoor skills will condemn her to a quick death. She survives, however, and during her struggles meets a hunter, Arvil. Over time, Birana realizes Arvil is not a savage, and he discovers she is not a goddess. They fall in love, and together search for refuge from the all-powerful women, who fear the day when men no longer hold them in awe. Some science fiction purists may be surprised by the decidedly erotic nature of this story, but, with her luminous prose and vivid characters, Sargent (Venus of Dreams has written a compelling and emotionally involving novel.
Copyright 1986 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Edit: typo

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

12. Oooo sounds interesting!

[JohnKleeb]

5. I dunno

I wondered the same.

[Dookus]

6. you'll have to learn

to chow down on a nice weave.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. ...

I guess I could get used to that. Never done it, but there's a first time for everything, eh?

[Dookus]

16. you'll also have

to buy a Subaru wagon.

Oddly, *I* own a Subaru wagon... and I've never had a lesbian relationship in my life!

[slinkerwink]

7. you'll be flirted with a lot, and your kids will play with their kids

Hmmm...nothing unusual that I can think of.

[JohnKleeb]

8. Oh and moonbeam

Expect a lot of rough voiced "gals", :shrug: you know what I am implying.

[jdots]

15. there would be alot of dog groomers ?

i didn't say that.........I'm a hetro geezer guy and kind of a lesbian if you get my drift snort snort...

[mykpart]

19. I'm hoping they will outlaw pantyhose,

high heels, shaving your legs, makeup and hairspray for starters. Then better salaries for teachers, nurses and secretaries. And free daycare.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

20. Personally I want to see hetero people get discriminated against!

hehehe that would be funny. (and by the way, I'm safe either way. I'm bi! or at least I think I am..... I hate my stupid hormones.... and being a teenager.... ok, stopping rant :)...)

[Droopy]

24. I've got a feeling that

if homosexuals ruled the world that they would be far more open minded than the heterosexuals currently running it and would not want anybody to feel the pain that they experienced being discriminated against. And same sex marriages would be legal.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

25. You're absolutely right....... but I want to see bush get a taste of

his own shit. That was what I was mostly aiming at.

[DemBones DemBones]

22. I never knew that wearing Birkenstocks

was supposed to be a lesbian thing. . . I thought it was just a thing for people who want their feet not to hurt!

[qnr]

23. Really.... guess I'm somehow a lesbian n/t

[freestyle]

27. Stereotype alert ----

Buy stock in U-Haul. Business will be booming. Seriously though, who knows. I imagine it would be much more peaceful.

[nofurylike]

28. enjoy the evolution it would cause in men. n/t

[SarahB]

29. You'll get asked if being strait was a "choice".

[Misunderestimator]

30. You must assimilate...