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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 08:44 AM
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CAPTION a real mind boggler
Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 08:48 AM by underpants


U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) meets with the Dalai Lama at the White House, September 10, 2003. REUTERS/White House/Paul Morse
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 08:45 AM
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1. When they said "Lama", I thought I was going to the petting zoo!
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 10:20 AM
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4. Funny!
HA!
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jayfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 08:48 AM
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2. It's Wonderful To Meet You Too.
Now where’s my sandwich.

Jay
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 10:19 AM
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3. Trust Me. Mr. President, Your Karma is Royally F*&#ed
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 10:21 AM
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5. the Dalai Lama abandoned a life of non-voilence today...
and kicked pResident Bush* squarely in the nuts at the opening of their meeting.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 10:23 AM
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6. "C'mon, Dalai. Let me give your head just one little rub for luck."
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 10:30 AM
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7. W: " Hi how are ya, Mr. Buddha sir? I am Bush ,
the war God. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 10:52 AM
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8. Holy shit. the Dalai Lama
Did you really hit that tee shot into that 1000ft gorge?

Damn I heard you were a long hitter.

DL: That was caddyshack you moron.



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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 11:10 AM
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10. "Gunga...la gunga"
"So I got that goin' for me."


OMG: Bill Murray as the President. :wow:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 11:11 AM
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"...which is nice"
Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 11:11 AM by underpants
:bounce:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 11:04 AM
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9. W: Dolly, how are they hanging ... I see you've been to the Red Room ...
... Babs has a dress that looks just like those drapes, too ... smirk smirk ... sure you won't let me loan you a shirt and pair of pants?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 11:11 AM
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11. "Wow, am I glad to meet you or what!? Other guys gotta



ride donkeys and camels and stuff for days and then climb mountains for years and watch their buddies die falling off cliffs just to find you and ask you a question like about the meaning of life or something. But 'cause I'm president, you gotta come to me, and that's great cause I got like this big question too and no time now to ride camels and stuff. Tell me, will ya, What's a "French tickler"? And does it make any sense to say "Freedom tickler"? Huh? What'da'ya think?"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 11:12 AM
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12. Wow it's you! You've got that place in Tennessee right? Dalai-wood
Man I hear that is greeat.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 11:54 AM
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13. Hello Dalai! Well hello Dalai (sing along everyone) . .
I can't believe noone brought up that one :)
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sexybomber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 11:57 AM
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14. actually a semi plausible one...
Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 11:58 AM by sexybomber
DL: Only by giving up desire for worldly things and renouncing evil can you escape the cycle of reincarnation and become an enlightened being!

Bush: What are all those big words he keeps using? He must be a terra-ist. Guards!!!
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-03 12:37 PM
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15. Dalai
no shit, You know I've never met a realist before.

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