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Fri Oct-15-04 08:36 AM
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Dang if I didn't totally forget about 9/11! |
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Edited on Fri Oct-15-04 08:36 AM by bif
What the heck was i thinking? Thanks for the reminder.
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Fri Oct-15-04 08:38 AM
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1. Is that that emergency number you call when the crack deal goes sour? |
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Fri Oct-15-04 08:39 AM
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2. That's what I thought but I can't find an 11 on the phone! |
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Fri Oct-15-04 08:40 AM
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3. These phones go to eleven |
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Fri Oct-15-04 08:42 AM
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4. Why don't you just make them louder and call it 10? |
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Fri Oct-15-04 08:45 AM
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Fri Oct-15-04 08:48 AM
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6. So you mean they're like 1 louder than 10? |
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Fri Oct-15-04 08:51 AM
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8. They are none more black, I can tell you that! |
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Fri Oct-15-04 08:50 AM
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7. Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. You've seen enough of it. |
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Fri Oct-15-04 08:55 AM
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9. Can I play a sonata I wrote? |
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:01 AM
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10. And - my friend - You have been hijacked! |
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:07 AM
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11. Yeah, but the police can't dust for vomit |
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:08 AM
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12. There's a fine line between stupid and................ |
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:10 AM
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13. A lot of people envy us. |
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:11 AM
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14. We've got armadillos in our trousers |
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:16 AM
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He's the patron saint of quality footware.
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:27 AM
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:30 AM
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:53 AM
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23. You can't print that! |
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:58 AM
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25. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. |
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I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll.
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:04 AM
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27. Are you reading Yes I Can by Sammy Davis Jr.? |
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:13 AM
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28. They outta call it "Yes I can if Frank says it's okay" |
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:22 AM
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31. *limo window rolls up* freakin' limeys! |
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:26 AM
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32. Have a good time. All of the time. |
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:27 AM
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33. I'm only as God made me |
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:33 AM
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34. There's a great band that plays there |
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called "Four Jacks and a Jill".
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:34 AM
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35. I call it Lick My LovePump |
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:38 AM
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Thank you Spinal Tap fans! That is my ABSOLUTE favorite movie!
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:40 AM
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37. It's from our "Where are they now?" files |
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Edited on Fri Oct-15-04 10:52 AM by bif
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:26 AM
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remember how the janitor used to put that sawdust on it in elementary school?
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:14 AM
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15. did something happen? what did I miss? Someone's birthday? |
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shit - i hate when that happens. I really need one of those card organizers :P
BTW: THAT PICTURE IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING COOL! Can I copy it and send it to my friends - and, yes, I do have friends
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:20 AM
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:31 AM
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22. I dunno, but if I keep missing their birthdays, it won't be any! |
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damn, I'm a really lousy friend anyway.
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:56 AM
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:16 AM
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29. I wonder how many people born on 11 September |
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Now celebrate their birthday on a different date?
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:51 AM
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40. I have a friend with a Sept. 11 birthday... |
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everyone says, "Ohhhhhhh. 9/11. 'Not a good day for a birthday."
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:02 AM
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26. How the fuck could you forget? What's wrong with you? |
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We all should remember the day it was announced that Arnold Schwartzenegger's film "Collateral Damage" would be delayed indefinitely.
But baby, it was worth the wait. That shit was the bomb!
(so to speak)
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:21 AM
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How the fuck could I forget about that?
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:41 AM
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38. California might be a very different place right now |
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if that masterpiece had come out when God intended it. Had he "terminated"
(ha ha, get it? He was the terminator. Remember? The Terminator? He terminated stuff. Awesome, huh?)
the competition that box office weekend
(I believe it would've been up against 'Rat Pack' and a Gerald Depierdeu comedy),
he'd be so busy filming "Collateral Damage 2: Collateraller" that someone actually qualified for public office might be running the largest state on the Pacific coast. And where would that get us?
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:45 AM
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"We'll let you live this time, but don't let it happen again. BTW, our boy George will remind you again later today."
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