Variety-O'Reilly to embark on movie career

[underpants]

Variety (Oct.15,2004)-Set to making movie acting debut in remakes of classic "spaghetti western" to be titled, "For a Few Falafel More" and "A Fist full of Falafels" sources at 20th Century Fox told Variety. O'Reilly spokeswoman said that the TV personality hopes that his film career is as awarding as was his journalism and book careers.

[sniffa]

1. i heard he's gonna star in "carribean nights"

a soft porn

[tjdee]

2. Not going to work.

Forgetting the sexual harassment suit for a minute--

Non-acting celebrities encounter a unique problem in the movies; people want them to do what they do in their primary job.
They don't want to see a range of ability.
I doubt that Bill's character will be able to shout over, cut off, and generally pontificate throughout the entire movie.

This film will have a mediocre opening and fail dismally after that.

[underpants]

3. No you see now he can just shoot them

BAM! Well I guess we know who won that discussion. (swaggers off)