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Fri Oct-15-04 09:19 AM
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| 1. Terrorism! Ehhh. . . I'm kinda concerned. |
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:20 AM
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I can almost stand on one foot... daddy taught me!
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:21 AM
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senator' thing in there, and all the planted sycophants just sucked it up like candy? That's good campaigning, there!
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:24 AM
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| 4. Look at the crowd. No brown people ANYWHERE! |
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except that secret service guy in front.
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:24 AM
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| 5. Now how does ZZ Top do that wave thingy? |
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Fri Oct-15-04 09:27 AM
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| 6. Thanks Bill but I'll have that falafel later |
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just hold it for me 'til I'm done campaigning here.
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:02 AM
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:04 AM
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Now that's some art!
Welcome to DU :hi:
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:36 AM
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:29 AM
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| 9. The emperor considers... |
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...whether to please the crowd by turning his thumb down or turn it up and let the performer live to entertain another day.
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Fri Oct-15-04 10:39 AM
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| 11. See how light in the loafers I am? n/t |
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Fri Oct-15-04 11:33 AM
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"Got big strapped,
got big cheeze,
gonna smack Kerry
down to his knees.
Send him back to momma
head full of lice
damn fool tried to smack me down
bu' couldn't fool me twice."
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Fri Oct-15-04 11:35 AM
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| 13. "An' if you fool me three times, that's just not nice. |
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An' if you fool me four times, that's just boring. An' if you . . . (blah, blah, blah)"
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Thanks for that laugh today, I needed it.
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