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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 09:47 AM
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Poll question: The Prophet Muhammad vs. Robert E. Lee
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 09:51 AM
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1. R.E. Lee had a vicious hook kick!!
:crazy:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 09:52 AM
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2. But Muhammad had great footwork!
He was all over the Middle East!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 09:59 AM
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5. Lee was all over the south though!
:silly:
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shaolinmonkey Donating Member (812 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 09:54 AM
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3. Go Badgers! Beat Purdue!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 09:59 AM
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4. The musket beats the Saracen sword any day.
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FunBobbyMucha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 10:04 AM
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6. Throw Joseph Smith in here and the fur's gonna fly.
Maronai's boy got crazy mad skills.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 11:38 AM
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10. Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism?
That would make the match more interesting.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 10:16 AM
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7. Are we talkin' deathmatch here or having coffee?
Muhammad was a merchant, used to talking & doing deals. I'd like to hear him talk over coffee.

Lee was a professional soldier who killed people f2f and lead thousands of people into battle. He'd win in a deathmatch.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 11:03 AM
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8. Killjoy.
Go ahead, bring reason and reality into it!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 11:37 AM
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9. Lee was trained in kickboxing in Thailand
Muhammed spent way too much time wandering the desert and not enough time training.
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MaryBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 12:04 PM
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11. I'll go ahead and assume
this is not frivolous . . . (silly me?)

Robert E. Lee was a pragmatic, brilliant strategist. Would that we had him now!
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 12:05 PM
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12. Mohammed.
Mohammed won.
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More Than A Feeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 12:11 PM
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13. Benedict Arnold would whup both of them!
He was at least as good as Lee on the battlefield (had much less to work with, too) and an Admiral and a merchant. Game over!
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