Which religion is the most ridiculous?

[FunBobbyMucha]

I go back and forth between Baptists and Mormons.

[redqueen]

1. Jains

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. there the ones who wear masks so they don't kill microorganisms, right?

[redqueen]

10. Think so

Don't like to eat fruit until it's fallen from the tree... that kind of thing.

[On the Road]

3. Mormons Take the Cake

Absolutely. I have found that I have become remarkably prejudiced against that faith.

[trumad]

7. football

Just kidding on that one...

[Zuni]

23. reading any history of mormonism will do that

the whole thing was a fraud from the very beginning

[kick-ass-bob]

4. that should read 'Southern Baptists'

trust me. I know.

[Catfight]

5. Christianity, Evangelist, and Muslim. Because they all are based on

violence and fear.

[Flagius]

6. Oh, definitely Mormons.

Come on now, have you actually read what they believe?

[Zuni]

22. The Mormons are scary

they were started by a con man named Joesph Smith who had tried before to start his own cult.
Now, to be a member, you have to give a percentage of your income to the church. It is like a 'mormon tax'.
It is one of the biggest frauds in this country today.

[Flagius]

27. Their ultimate goal

is to convert the entire world, and set up a kingdom ruled from Salt Lake City.

[Not Me]

8. Catholic bishops all decked out in robes and funny hats, and

carrying incense burners look pretty weird to people on the outside.

[rogerashton]

17. And did you know,

they elect some priest to be the head guy in some foreign country and he claims to be infallible?

[MercutioATC]

9. Ummm...all of them?

"Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there's an INVISIBLE MAN...LIVING IN THE SKY...who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever 'til the end of time...but he loves you."

- George Carlin

[Flagius]

24. Best Carlin Quote Ever.

Best ever.

[MercutioATC]

25. My favorite, too

:hi:

[bif]

11. Mormons

Thisnk about it. It's based on some rules that were written on these solid gold tablets that were given to, is it John Smith? He heads out West with his followers and then loses the fuckin' tablets? How the hell do you do that? They're GOLD for Pete's sake!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

12. All of them?

Yeah, let's bow down to some invisible man in the sky who just so happens to be giving you orders through a surrogate on earth. Right.

[JuniorPlankton]

13. I don't see any major differences between all of them n/t

[qnr]

14. All of them, but for entertainment value

"The Church of the Firstborn" where you are expected to marry your first cousin.

[Tafiti]

15. I'm gonna agree with you on the Mormons.

I find especially comical the belief that they become a God after they die and get to create and preside over their own little universe. Hilarious.

[lpbk2713]

16. Snake handlers

Don't know the official name but they are extreme fundies found mostly in the deep south. The basic idea is you have to handle a rattler or a moccasin to show your "faith".

[redqueen]

20. Pentecostals?

[XNASA]

18. Yak Worshiping

I mean, really......come on.

[Zuni]

19. Some of these alien cults

like that one with the guy who said they cloned a human being and then would not let anyone see it

[Skittles]

21. everyone arguing over who has the better imaginary friend

all of them

[olddem43]

26. How about the idiot cult that killed themselves to get a

ride on the comet? Now that was far out.