Hi. If any of you are heading in or out of my building today...

[eyesroll]

PLEASE STOP SLAMMING THE DAMN DOOR. It is making the walls shake, and I'm afraid these corporate storage shelves/modules/whatever the hell they are are going to fall off the wall.

Plus, it's quite annoying.

Thank you.

:grr:

[Susang]

1. Wee bit of the hangover?

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

3. No hangovers, thankfully.

But it's still getting on my nerves.

Seriously, this building is constructed out of matchsticks and duct tape.

[rkc3]

4. At least with the duct tape you'll survive a chemical attack.

[Susang]

23. You can do alot with matchstick and duct tape

Sure, it's a little kinky, but what isn't these days? ;-)

[Lefta Dissenter]

2. having a rough morning?

:hangover:

[sundog]

5. **SLAM**

[eyesroll]

6. **CRASH**

[sundog]

7. **GUNFIRE**

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. **THE CARNAL MOANS OF YOUR OFFICEMATES**

[sundog]

11. **POLICE SIREN**

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. **500 YOUNG BOYS PLAYING A GIANT PIANO**

[sundog]

15. **BEEPS OF BULLDOZER IN REVERSE**

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. **SCREAMS OF OPOSSOM FAMILY BEING CRUSHED BY BULLDOZER IN REVERSE**

[amandae]

17. **SCREAMING TRIPLETS ALL IN TOW**

sorry, couldn't resist the fun :P

:hi:

[sundog]

24. **SCREAMING OF DRIVER AS HE DISCOVERS THE HORROR**

[Blue-Jay]

9. Oops! Sorry about that!

I had an armful of Brittany spaniels and salsa, so I couldn't catch the door on my way out.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Good choice.

Salsa really enhances the flavor of a Brittany spaniel.

[Blue-Jay]

21. From your mouth to God's ears.

mmmmm. Spicy Spaniel chili.

[redqueen]

10. Put a sign on it.

Most people will ignore it, but perhaps it will help a bit.

:shrug:

[eyesroll]

14. Unfortunately -- it is the exterior door, and I can't touch it.

Slam. Slam. Slam.

[redqueen]

18. Can you talk the office manager

or janitor into putting one of those things on there that slows it down before it slams?

You shouldn't have to hear that all day. Really.

[eyesroll]

19. Did that. "They'll see."

"It's a new door, and they're still working out the kinks."

Because doors are complex or something.

[redqueen]

22. No way

Tell me they didn't really say they were 'working out the kinks'.

[Beer Snob-50]

20. slam slam slam slam slam

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