Where can I find a sugar-daddy?

[MissMillie]

I have decided that I want to spend the rest of my life sleeping until 10 a.m., eating leisurely breakfasts, a good workout, shopping, weekly massages, facials and manicures, living in a nice house where I can entertain friends from time to time, and not have to worry about money.

Isn't there someone out there who will take care of all that for me in exchange for sex a couple of times per week?

[Worst Username Ever]

1. A couple of times a day, and I might consider it.

:P

[kick-ass-bob]

2. right here

[kick-ass-bob]

5. PS - watch out for googling sugar daddy

even with moderate safe search on!!

[liontamer]

13. I used to love those as a kid!

what kind of sick marketer got off on convincing little girls to suck sugar daddies???

[redqueen]

30. I never thought of it that way

Is it wrong that that strikes me as funny?

[liontamer]

37. yes

very wrong. shame on you! :spank:

[bluestateguy]

3. If you're hot you can definently find a man like that

I probably won't be in a position to provide that kind of lifestyle for a woman until I'm at least 60.

[aden_nak]

4. Think that's tricky? Try finding a Sugar Mommy!

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Hey. MrG calls me his SugarMomma.

:hi:

[pagerbear]

40. Or a sugar sonny!

[Alleycat]

6. When you find one...

Please le t me know if he has any brothers or friends!!

[Lavender Brown]

7. A candy shop?

For the other kind, there actually are listings for sugar daddies on Craigslist. :scared: :scared:

[cade]

8. only a couple of times a week ?

Got to do it alot more than that.

[MissMillie]

14. Well, I guess I was thinking

that someone capable of providing that kind of lifestyle would be a bit older and probably not as active as your average 20 year-old male.

[redqueen]

19. Heard of viagra?

[cade]

26. there is an old saying

all you think about is sex and money.
But when I get older I will change.
I'll think about money and sex.

[plcdude]

9. what do you look like

is probably the first thing that comes to mind of any sugar daddy type guy. So be prepared.

[MissMillie]

20. My picture is in the gallery (n/t)

.

[sniffa]

11. what a coincidence

i've been Looking for someone to pamper

[MissMillie]

24. It's been so long since someone pampered me

I probably wouldn't recognize it when it happened.

[sniffa]

29. i do give a mean pedicure

[liontamer]

28. I can't imagine it's that hard to find someone to pamper

;). I suspect you're a bit of a tease

[sniffa]

31. you'd be surprised

aLL i want is to pamper with no sex. is that so hard to find?! :P

[MissMillie]

32. SOLD!!!!!

When can we set up my pedicure?

[sniffa]

33. i have wednesday nights free

but my appointments fiLL up fast

[liontamer]

34. lol

not in new york it wouldn't be. Silly boy

[sniffa]

35. i'LL be by next time i visit

[liontamer]

38. woo hoo

I was born to be pampered!!

[sniffa]

39. woot!

i thought Lioness was the pampered one?

[liontamer]

47. all the more reason for someone to pamper me!

(fyi we are in a mutual pampering relationship)

[sniffa]

48. woohoo! doubLe the pampering

i can't beLieve my Luck!

[ohiosmith]

12. Do have pics?

Here's mine.

[MissMillie]

16. oh, that poor man!

Can you imagine how horrible life is for him?

[tridim]

15. Give O'Reilly a call

No doubt he's game.

[MissMillie]

18. Pass (n/t)

.

[liontamer]

17. If you're serious

i think it's most important that you be young. But if you're going to have a sugar daddy, wouldn't it be easier and less tedious to just become a prostitute? I know it's illegal, but do you really want to commit to some guy you don't even really like?

[MissMillie]

21. I'd actually like to like him

but it's not necessary to be in love with him.

See, it usually works this way: I fall in love, the guy doesn't, but wastes my time for a couple of years and then takes a hike.

I guess I just figure if I'm going to give my time and energy to someone, it'd be nice to get SOMETHING out of it.

[liontamer]

22. So you really just want to date rich men

Just go to more expensive bars. the type of places stock brokers hang out. Good luck!

[liontamer]

23. delete dupe

[Hello_Kitty]

25. I really hate to do this.....

But I have to quote the dreaded Dr. Phil on this one. "When you marry for money - You earn every penny." In every marriage I've seen like this, that has proven to be the case. Of course, there's that other old axiom, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one." So good luck, it may work out! :hi:

[olddem43]

27. I can provide what you want but I'd need it 5 or 6 times per week.

To make up for a former marriage with nothing for many years.

[GingerSnaps]

36. I know one that has gum disease that you can smell a mile away

:puke:

Where do you live?

[Beer Snob-50]

41. I am available

and while sex a couple of times a week is good, could you also make supper every now and then?

[MissMillie]

44. Deal! I love to cook

Do you love to eat? What sort of foods should I know how to make?

[sniffa]

45. pfft

i didn't know i had to offer to eat food too :P

[Beer Snob-50]

46. well,

i love to eat italian (actually there is a great italian restaurant not far from my home that I love to go "La Cucini de Pinochio". )

[dancing kali]

42. Don't know

but if you find more than one... pass one on to me please.

[exJW]

43. Care to join me in White Trash Leh-zure?

I can provide all those things (well, a version of those things anyway), but I'll need you're help in the "not have to worry about money" department. It is afterall, all about attitude ;-)

Now lets go SEXIN!!! (reference that won't be nearly as obscure in a couple of weeks when Dirty Shame gets some press).

[Hubert Flottz]

49. Call Billy O'Really at FOXy News!

Wear you gas mask!

Billy O'Really Factor, or tried too!

Edit} make sure you've had ALL your shots!