Tell me something that is sexier than

[JimmyJazz]

hearing Joe Strummer recite/sing Death is a Star...

And I was gripped by that deadly phantom
I followed him through hard jungles
As he stalked through the back lots
Strangling through the night shades
The thief of life
Moved onwards and outwards to love
In a one stop only motelA storm bangs on the cheapest room
The phantom slips in to spill blood
Even on the sweetest honeymoon
The killer of love
Caught the last late Niagara bus
By chance or escaping from misery
By suddeness or in answer to pain
Smoking in the dark cinema
You could see the bad go down again
And the clouds are high in Spanish mountains
And a Ford roars through the night full of rain.
The killer's blood flows
But he loads his gun againMake a grown man cry like a girl
To see the guns dying at sunset
In vain lovers claimed
But they never had met.


Listen. Push rev. Repeat....

[Kid_A]

1. Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley having a pillow fight.

I win.:)

[kick-ass-bob]

6. video, please.

[Huckebein the Raven]

35. Can I get a video of that in

HDTV quality video and 5.1 sound

:evilgrin:

[Kire]

40. yes, you win

[FunBobbyMucha]

2. Renee Zellweger singing "Roxie" in Chicago.

They oughta just call that movie "how many times can Funbobby jerk it in 90 minutes?"

Answer: Five, if I fast-forward thru Mr. Cellophane.

[JimmyJazz]

3. I thought she was pretty smokin' in Cold Mountain, too

even though I am a straight female!

[FunBobbyMucha]

9. That Rubie is introduced choking a chicken

was not lost on me or my wife. Ms. Bobby just looked at me in the theater and smirked.

I bought her this month's Glamour, with RZ as a brunette on the cover, and said "Rest easy, hon, you're back in the number one spot. For the time being." (RZ can be fat or thin, smart or dumb, but she must be blonde, like the missus)

My wife versus Renee, a confrontation that will probably only come true in my dreams. My whipped-cream flavored, latex-laden, set-in-a-Catholic-school dreams.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. My ass in leather pants.

[JimmyJazz]

5. I saw your picture this morning, love! While you are a strikingly

handsome fellow (particularly when passed out at the piano), I really am not getting a visual of you in leather pants! Therefore, I'm going to need proof. :P

[tigereye]

24. yeah let's see it

I've seen asses in leather pants. Quite a few of them as a matter of fact. You would just make one more. ;)

[Blue-Jay]

7. A ham sammich with hot mustard is sexier.

Hot mustard.

So hot...

[JimmyJazz]

8. I'm sorry, I thought for sure you would respond by saying

a 16 year old gymnast on a balance beam...what was I thinking?

[Blue-Jay]

11. Sammich for lunch. Gymnast for dinner.

[GingerSnaps]

10. A tall man with dark hair and either blue or green eyes

Preferably Australian :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

12. I could tell you

but I'd lock your thread. :evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Shrimp vindaloo

nice and spicy hot-it has that "oomph" that nothing else has.

[JimmyJazz]

14. Great - so now you're in the mood and no one will come near

you because you smell like shrimp! You people are a weird lot, I feel. I thought I would get answers like: a recitation of Robert Frost, a concert in the park, lying under the stars on a warm blanket...NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - here we have mustard sammichs, leather pants and shrimp. JEEZ.
Do you people EVER get laid?

[redqueen]

15. No

Thanks for laughing about it!

:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

18. wait a minute! I wasn't talking about you...

I was talking about the mustard sammich with shrimp eating, leather pants wearing (while passed out on a piano)group of people.

P.S. I don't either, but I don't think my dietary habits are the issue

[redqueen]

19. Just taking advantage of an opporutnity to whine!

Just ignore me, everyone else does. :P

[JimmyJazz]

20. Naw, I could never ignore you. You can whine on my threads

any time you want.

[redqueen]

21. Awwwwww

:hug:

[EstimatedProphet]

22. I do get laid. Frequently.

My fiance shares shrimp vindaloo with me.

[JimmyJazz]

23. well then that makes one of us!

yeah for you :)

[EstimatedProphet]

26. That's what I say n/t

[JimmyJazz]

28. what? yeah for you and not for me?

Thanks a lot :P

[daddybear]

16. Actually....

he grass growing. Hehehe

[Beer Snob-50]

17. Me!

Sitting at my desk with my feet up in a pair of jeans!

[tigereye]

25. Joe Strummer was pretty sexy

doing whatever he might have been doing. Just talking.

college- aged guys with sideburns. Don't know why. Go figure. Could be that my husband no longer has that great lush long head of hair.

[JimmyJazz]

27. let's face it- you and me and the same page - yeah, that's it

we've been following each other for some time now!

[TroubleMan]

29. How about "bendy gymnasts?"

your words .... not mine.

[JimmyJazz]

30. thank you very much! LOL

[JimmyJazz]

31. face the facts, bud - you liked that thread!

:P

[TroubleMan]

32. I didn't want to be called a perv like you and Chavez, so I stayed...

the fuck out of that thread...LOL

[JimmyJazz]

33. FYI - I'm NOT THE PERV - I'M THE GYMNAST - thanks a lot

:P

[TroubleMan]

34. I empathized...not accused

I understood what Chavez and you were saying, but too many people were accusing him of being a perv.....


LOL...my wife looks like a gymnast....and she's double-jointed...EVERYWHERE!!

I got my own bendy....LOL!

[JimmyJazz]

36. He didn't deserve the hit he took when he was only trying to defend

me. Unfortunately, you are unaware of the p.m. history behind the thread. He is an honorable man who was trying to make good on what he considered to be a faux pas. BYW - he reallly was thinking more in terms of the Ungureanu google search than the Kerri Strug with a sprained ankle search. He's not a perv - he's one of the good guys and I respect him for it. :)

[TroubleMan]

37. Yeah, they jumped all over him for it

I wanted to step in and defend, but the thread was soooooooo long by the time I read it, and I had stuff to do at home.

I know he's not a perv, and like I said, I empathize with him.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

38. A "perv" eh?

Fucking sweet!!!


Donna - who rocks more than us????

[JimmyJazz]

39. No one, love. No one. Thanks.

FTBOMH. :)

[gmoney]

41. Slinkerwink, by far

Joe was a great performer, but Slink appeals to all...