Reviews at Amazon for O"Reilly's childrens book

[Beaverhausen]

already great!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060544244/qid=1097858809/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-9926877-0967935?v=glance&s=books

Reviewer: E. Carraway - See all my reviews
Written by a sleazy lying hypocrite.


ummmm, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: a sane person "sanity" (CA, USA) - See all my reviews
Does it have a battery on the back of it???
This has to be the worlds' creepest guy, writing the worlds' creepest book for kids.

O'reilly shows those true family values, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: Matt "Concerned American" (Sacramento, CA) - See all my reviews
I would urge that you don't let your children read a book by a man who cheats on his pregnant wife and sexually harasses multiple coworkers. Not to mention his paranonia over people who disagree with fox. He stated that those that attack fox's fair and balanced claim will "one day find there life completely destroyed". Well Bill, looks like you are the one going down and its all your fault.


Filled with informative material for young children, October 14, 2004
Reviewer: Spin Zoned (FNC, NYC) - See all my reviews
I particularly enjoyed the chapter on sexual harrassment, it provided invaluable advice on how to deal with powerful bosses demanding sexplay.

[Worst Username Ever]

1. heh, how about this?

"All young Americans can learn a great deal by perusing this book by one of the most moral men on the planet. Now pass the falafel, its O'Reilly Time!"

[koopie57]

3. Reviewer - me

Finally, a book that deserves burning!

[PROGRESSIVE1]

2. Well Bill O'Reilly knows about Sexual Assault!

[XanaDUer]

4. There are more than one victim he harassed?

Is that true? I KNEW IT!

[Hokie]

5. My favorite review

by DivaDome:

"This portable toilet paper holder measures about 9" x 6" so it's easy to put in a backpack on a camping trip etc. Or if you're simply sick of the standard round rolling paper in the bathroom, go rectangular! It adds a contemporary edge to the design.

It comes with a handy 104 sheets (208 usable sides) that are ready to rip out when ever nature calls. But I do have a few complaints. There are not enough photos, it's expensive, and it could be a LOT softer. But it sure beats using leaves!"

[zbdent]

6. "Let me introduce you to my

O'Reilly factor."

"Okay, where is it?"

"grrrrrrr"

[ronnykmarshall]

7. I added my own.

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I must read for all kids!, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: Ronny Marshall (Los Angeles, CA) - See all my reviews

Kids! You gotta buy this cool book. Mr. O'Reilly is being sued by a mean woman! He needs the money cuz he has to pay his lawyers. This mean woman is saying that Mr. Bill said nasty things to her on the telephone. She even said Mr. Bill was doing something nasty with a person massage device. LIES! Mr. O'Reilly was simply chatting to the lady and was trying to ease the tension from his busy day at his important job.

This woman is bad. She's probably an evil DEMONcrat. Ya know, that kind that mommy and daddy told you be afraid of.

Buy Mr. O'Reilly's book. Buy two, buy three and give them to your freinds.

Help Mr. O'Reilly stop this mean woman!!

[flamingyouth]

8. This is the best one ever right here:

http://www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com/FactorForKidsReview.html

[Beaverhausen]

9. LOL!!! That is great!

[tigereye]

10. agents who encourage all these celebrity goons

to write kids books should be strung up by thier thumbs! Leave the kid's book writing to people who are actually kid's book writers.

[sundog]

11. bwhahaha - check this out

After reading this, kids will be hungry for a "falafel"!, October 15

A great book for young minds! Kids need to learn as young as possible that this is a dangerous world. Al Franken might find out someday how dangerous this world really is when he answers his door! And what a better example of potential danger to young kids than Bill O'Reilly? Whatever you do, don't let your kids take a shower in the Caribbean islands after reading this book! Seriously, kids need to learn that when you go see a "girl" at a sex show in Thailand, that they might show you things in a backroom that will blow your mind. And be sure to leave your pregnant wife at home when you travel to Italy, kids! Those hot Italian women, don't ya know? Kids, take full advantage of President Bush's "No Child Left Behind" plan and learn how to read first before buying this book. There aren't many good pictures of Bill and his assistant, like you can find on the "internets". And remember, Bill knows some powerful people kids. Don't mess with him. And remember, if you don't agree with Bill, just "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"