My Bill O'Reilly Limerick

[Arugula Latte]

A big-mouth Fox liar named Bill
Told his harassee to lie still
But he made a big goof-ah
When, eschewing his loofah
Picked falafel to give her thrill.

:shrug:

[ibegurpard]

1. cute

:thumbsup: :)

[Endangered Specie]

2. There once was a man named Bill

Worked at Fox, he really is a shrill.
He likes to get rough.
with falafel on the muff.
he still lives alone, still.

[flowomo]

3. a poor and hasty addition to your collection.....

Poor liitle Bill O'Reilly
Ain't lookin so smug and smiley,
He grabbed for his bone,
and picked up the phone
Now he's embarrassed oh so highly.

[cheezus]

4. i'll give it a shot

Bill thought his advances said hello
We know he'll be going to hell, though
when he tried his phone rape
she pressed record on her tape
While Bill pleasured his butt with a dildo

[PurityOfEssence]

5. A fascist who calls himself Bill

had a need to give seed and do ill
doing all that he could
to be like Bob Packwood
his victimization rings shrill...

Isn't the name "Bob Packwood" just the perfect name for an unwanted penetrator?

[flowomo]

6. I smell PULITZER!

keep 'em coming.... we haven't got a book yet.

[fob]

7. Pulitzer? Sounds more like a PEE-BODY to me!

The splotchy man from Westchester
called a girl to molest her,
He said "Buy a dildo and name it,
I'll be in the shower waiting"
She said "There's no way we'll be dating,
and take off that damn loofah mitt!"

[flowomo]

8. given what she says he was doing...

maybe a Pull-itzer?

[cheezus]

9. more clean one

Bill O'Reilly really wanted a date
but the lady just told him to wait
so the host of the factor
sexually attacked her
and it pretty much sealed his fate

[Mizmoon]

10. There once was a man from Fox News

Who loved to confront and abuse
He claimed he had morals
but got into quarrels
and proved to be lower than ooze

[cheezus]

12. there once was a newsman from fox

there once was a newsman from fox
with a fetish for electronic cocks
he harrassed a young lass
she slaped a suit on his ass
now poor o'reilly is scared out of his socks

[Ron Green]

20. DING DING DING.....

Got to give you a vote for this one. Very smooth.

[Mizmoon]

23. Thanks and welcome to DU Ron_Green

:hi:

[cheezus]

11. thesmokinggun.com

some consider o'reilly a saint
but that's not the picture all paint
surf thesmokinggun
it really is fun
to read the entire complaint

[SidDithers]

13. A dirty old man name of Billy

Who sure liked to play with his willy
He tried to go double
And now he's in trouble
He picked on the wrong little filly.

Sid

[alexisfree]

14. lol funny.

[PurityOfEssence]

15. So, you come from Sanfransisky? An you drove, or did you gonna flew?

Mighty funny, brer...

[slappypan]

16. Bill O'Reilly may think he's a stud

On the phone while he plays with his pud
But foreplay with falafel
Sounds dismally awful
In the sack he must be a real dud

[Ganja Ninja]

17. I'll give it a spin.

A tabloid reporter named Bill
took a job with FOX as a shill
though he claimed not to spin
he was mired in sin
his career’s headed for the trash bin

[johnnie]

18. ...

There once was a big mouth from Fox
Who thought his opinions were tops
And now we have learned,
that his asshole gets burns
with his collection of electrical cocks


Hope this one doesn't close this down..if it does, I'm sorry.

[Arugula Latte]

21. Bwa-ha-ha!

Well, if it does get us shut down it was worth it!

[regularguy]

19. There once was a man who didn't waffle

who thought he'd be the next Koppel
Until his producer
wouldn't let him seduce her
And left him holding falafel

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

26. Oooooh,...... nice one!

[Crankie Avalon]

22. Billy's Secret Love

There once was a host who was crass,
Telling guests to shut up showed his class.
Sex harasser extreme,
Swinish scumbag and fiend,
With love for a vibrator in his ass.

[cheezus]

24. kicking for the late night

you might have read on DU
that o'reilly's intern will sue
these limricks are slick
thus I give this thread a :kick:
we enjoy o'reilly in deep poo

[Johnny 99]

25. An O'Reilly haiku

I want to wash you
You are so very dirty
Give me a loofah

[cheezus]

29. that'd be a different thread

good one though

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

27. One more...

Hosting The No-Spin Zone
BillO took a right moral tone
But, as it turns out
The man is a lout
As one victim has now clearly shown

[grannylib]

28. O'Lielly, the arrogant hack

Thought he was hot in the sack
But his phone-sex oration's
As FAUX as the station
He works for, and that's just a fact

sorry, i am really tired! that's bad.

[CO Liberal]

30. Kick

:kick:

[the Princess]

31. Here's Mine

I heard the story of Bill O -
To the shower I must quickly go.
He thought he was flirty,
But he made me feel dirty,
And feeling like up I will throw.