Republican prayer,

[whirlygigspin]

grovel grovel, all hail Satan!

umm, I mean, Enron bless shrub, that good Christian man who hates fags & abortion (just like us good christins) and who will not stray from doing the lords work by executing over 115 people as Governor of Texas... And will complete the "war on terrah" even though nothing else has happened since he screwed over his old "brother" Bin Laden in that oil pipeline deal --and he got pissed and hit back...

No, better to believe, that some evil bogymen are comin' to take your bible, turn your daughter into a Lesbian and blow up your local VFW, because "they hate you for your freedom"

Forget about *Bush, Enron and energy prices, who has no control over the price of oil or electricity in California, those are just filthy but true rumors used by lazy welfare queens with Cadillacs who want our hard earned Halliburton money back.
Forget you! Grandma!

Hallelujia, barzka zeela babbaloligesortzs!

And please, don't believe those evil democrats who say that *shrub is just the front man for the con-serve-yourself to the taxpayers money party.

next up: Pigs at the trough & the free lunch party--
who will end up being pulled kicking & screaming from the Congressional Buffet table on November 2?

Oink, Oink don't Delay this one!

[UrbScotty]

1. In nomine Poppy, et Dubya, et Spirotu Agnew. Amen.

Hail, Ronald, Full of Greed,
Caspar Weinberger is with thee.
Overrated art thou among Presidents, and
Overrated is the Son of Thy Vice President, Dubya.

Holy Ronald, Father of the GOP,
Help us pay for your sinning,
Now and at the hour Dubya leaves office. Amen.

[MisterP]

2. baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!